granted, but you have to dust the whole house.

i wish i didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

granted, you sleep til noon, but as a result you miss out on an opportunity that would have changed your life for the better.

I wish I could skip the next 48 hours and it was already 2:30 pm Wednesday.

Granted, but you're now stuck at 2:30 on Wednesday Groundhog Day style, and your repeating cycle only lasts a half hour.

I wish I could be left alone to write for an hour or so.

granted, but you suffer writer's block for the whole time.

i wish my cat's lymph nodes weren't so swollen :c

oh that is evil! Groundhog day might be fun, but with only 1/2 an hour, that would really suck!!!

granted, but now your cat stinks because of the drains the vet put in.

I wish I had more time to read.

granted, but only books that are of no interest to you.

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i wish i drank more water.

I gotta be good at evil so I can write villains well.

Granted - because you are drowning in the ocean.

I wish I had more money for the video games I want.

granted, but once you've gotten the games, all you're allowed to do is watch other people play them.

i wish i had an easier time deciding which colour to stitch next on my cross-stitch!

You are now color blind so it doesn't matter

I wish I didn't have to work

granted, but now you are 70, retired, and have no control over your bowels.

I wish I could eat lobster every day.

Granted but now they don't taste as good

I wish I didn't have diabetes D:

granted. There's a cure, but the side-effects are horrendous and include weeping facial sores, constant pain and stinky breath.

I wish medications didn't have negative side-effects.

granted but now they dont work at all

I wish for better computer speakers

Granted but they are so good the bust your eardrums

I wish I could have all the csc

granted, but everything in the cash shop is now forever sold out

I wish I lived in a large mansion

Granted but lots of creepy noises keep you up at night

I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted, but now you have so much energy you're bouncing off the walls and can't sit still or concentrate on anything.

I wish I didn't get hungry.

- Granted, but now you have an unquenchable thirst.

I wish it was warmer.

- Granted, but now your surroundings will attract lots of wasps, spiders & other bugs.

I wish I was able to dance every minute in the event!

Granted, but your password gets corrupted and it takes until 10pm subeta time April 8th to get it all fixed and straightened out.

I wish I was a better artist.