Granted, you break your arm on Monday, you break your leg on Tues, you break a rib on Wed, you break a hip on Thurs, you break a finger on Friday - there a weeks worth of break.

I wish there was a cure for autoimmune diseases.

XD Omg that's an amazingly horrible wish ruin.

Anyway, granted, but production of the cure is so toxic it causes severe pollution and everyone else becomes horribly ill.

I wish all the aspects of new motherhood weren't so taxing on a woman's body.

Granted but you are now pregnant with septuplets.

I wish I could eat sugar again.

[] granted! but now it's all you can eat.

i wish my best friend all the happiness and love in the world

Granted, but they are not your best friend anymore

I wish for a new pair of running shoes ç_ç

Granted, but now you can only run, never just walk.

I wish puppies and kittens would stay that way.

Granted...but the taxidermist has a hard time working with such tiny creatures.

I wish I didn't have to have horribly invasive medical tests.

um...yeah I confess, that was the nicer ruin I considered.

Granted, but nothing. I just can't bring myself to ruin that wish.

I wish California could have normal amounts of rain

Granted, but it now the ecosystem is badly messed up and all the plants and animals start dying.

I wish we could afford to build our own house.

Granted but it is in the middle of nowhere with no electricity, water, or paved roads.

I wish I could complete my plushie collection.

[] granted, but you'll never complete your beanbag collection.

i wish our bathroom renovations were finished already!

thank you so much! I really needed that :), I have such a test next week and I've been in a really bad mood because of it.

Granted, but they rushed the job and everything leaks.

I wish I could make it to level 7 in mind reader.

Granted, but now you can reach a level higher in any other game.

I want to own a farm of alpacas.

You're welcome. (((Hugs))) I hope it won't be to bad. I'll keep you in my prayers.

Granted, but once shorn, they don't grow back their fleece.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[] granted, but 1000 other people win as well, so i hope it's a huge jackpot :P

i wish i could snuggle with my cats all day and all night :3

Granted, but now you have allergy and they fart a lot

I wish I had some cool shades!

LMAO your cats sounds amazing 8D The only reason why I dont have shades is because I cant see without my regular glasses so you're right çnç

lol nice try on the ruin, but there's pills for the allergy, and they already fart XD

and granted, but they block out all vision! at least you'll look cool tho...suffer for fashion, right :P

i wish i could understand what my cats meow to me about!

granted, but all the cats realize you can translate for them and you are swarmed where ever you go by cats wanting you to tell their humans a thing or two.

I wish I had the ability to stop and restart time at will.

granted, but you can only do this in your dreams.

i wish i had perfect hair.

Granted, but it's only on parts of your body that you rather it wasn't,

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning.