Granted, but the price of coffee goes to over $50 a pound due to crop failures.

I wish I had a full time cook.

granted, but they only cook food you dislike, and they make a huge mess in the kitchen.

I wish I was taller.

Granted but now you are so tall you can't find anything that fits you.

I wish I had a decent singing voice.

Granted, but only when singing the song Fergalicious.

I wish my house would be magically cleaned everyday

granted. You wake up each morning with a spotless house - including the removal of all junk, like furniture, appliances, clothes, food, even your bedding.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Granted - you get to summon a cup of coffee whenever you want at the blink of an eye...... but it's decaf

I wish I didn't have any more pimples in my face

Granted, but now you have Psoriasis.

I wish I had a new car.

Granted. a brand new, never driven:

zundapp janus

I thought it was a fake because there are no doors.

[spoiler]

runner up - Reliant Robin

I wish I could unsee all those ugly cars I looked up to answer this.

I'm laughing so hard at those "cars". The thought of driving one of those on the freeway terrifies me though. :P Wish granted, but now good looking cars chase you in all your dreams.

I wish the wind hadn't blown all sorts of junk into my front yard and porch.

granted. It downed your power lines instead and you have to wait a week for service to get your power restored.

I wish I had a chicken burger for lunch.

Granted, but it is going to taste like pork.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

Granted, but you can no longer walk and can only land on water.

I wish I had a dishwasher

granted but its broken (and the cost to repair it is more than the cost of a new one)

I wish I could sleep longer.

Granted, but now you sleep through the day and never get to post.

I wish I lived somewhere with low humidity and very low pollen count.

Granted, but you live in the Arctic.

I wish that it would stop raining.

granted, it gets really cold and starts snowing instead.

I granted and ruined my own wish! I actually managed to sleep for 8 hours....but it was very sad when I woke up. My back hurt, my shoulder was screaming at me, my neck was so stiff I could barely turn it. I had a headache, my mouth tasted like a yak pissed in it, and I was so grouchy my boyfriend wouldn't talk to me. Fuck sleeping!

I wish I didn't have to sleep at all.

Ugh, I want the same! You don't have to sleep but you do need to hibernate for 3 months per year. ^_^

I wish I didn't have to eat or drink.

Granted, a mad scientist has inserted plant DNA in you and you now have to stand in the sun for at least 4 hours a day to get your sustenance. Your skin also turns green.

I wish I wasn't such a fussy eater.

Heh, I like it!

You now no longer mind what you eat, but often find yourself picking up and eating things that aren't exactly normal - a pencil, pot plants, things off the street...

Is eating pot plants not normal? Uhh...oh.

What's your wish? :P

I wish people were more logical.