Granted, but now everyone else has own, too.

I wish that the new James Bond movie would come out sooner!

granted but the lost alot of funding and it sucks

I wish I could rename my popoko (forgot how to spell the squirrel things name)

Granted, you misspelled the new name you wanted. :/

I wish I could move to London.

Granted. Property values in and transportation to London are cheap as hell because the city is now a wasteland full of zombies.

I wish my cat would stop tearing up the carpet.

Granted, but your cat has moved on to tearing up your face.

I wish to be cremated after I die.

granted but they break the urn your ashes were in

I wish they would make a nightmare harvester so I can complete my dream of having all nightmare pets

Granted, but a Lizard Minion steals the potion you would have used!

I wish I could come up with a different avatar. :/

Granted, but the image of your avatar is broken forever

I wish I could talk to kittens

Granted, but the only thing they tell you is to put the lime in the coconut in a horrendously soft, low chanting style.

I wish that BBC's Sherlock Series 3 would come out already.

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish I had good mac and cheese.

[edit] whoops. XD

Granted, but you've developed a sudden allergic reaction to Mac and Cheese. I wish that everyone would do what I'm going to do tomorrow!

Wish granded! However, you mistakefully kill yourself. Causing a chain for everyone killing themself in the universe/

I wish for the person below the person below me, they can't destroy the wish from the person below me. It as to be a perfect wish, I hope they know the meaning of a perfect wish.

Your wish is granted but the wish of the person below you is really lame and incredibly subjective. I wish for a bowl of pumpkin-tomato spice soup and a cucumber-dill sandwich.

Granted! They're both heavily laced with arsenic.

I wish I had a baby goat.

Granted!...but it eats all your food. :>

I wish I had more friends here. >:

: Granted! But they all turn out to be hackers and they steal your account. :/

Edited as per wish below: Granted, but soon you have so many friends that you keep losing track of them, then they get annoyed when you refer to them by the wrong names and talk about the wrong situations. They also keep sending you mails and flooding your inbox and haunting you on the forums 'cause you're such a great friend, but it's too much to keep up with. So you end up needing less friends.

I wish I could go home and go to bed!

Granted, but you hit your hip on a table as you walk in and curl up in a ball in pain for an hour, fall asleep, and have a package delievered to your door...while you just happened to have your pants slip down to show your butt to the mailman. (what?)

I wish that last wish answer was less scary and long.

Granted, but is it really better? (See above!)

I wish I never had homework again...

Granted, you now have a quiz every class.

I wish the UN mentioned me in one of it's assemblies.

Granted but it was because you are an international criminal charged with terrorism and genocide.

I wish I could control the elements (Water, Fire, Air, and Earth)

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