:c Sushi wish granted! However, your sushi is (somehow) made of the extremely poisonous box jellyfish, so you'll subsequently die if you so much as touch it.

I wish for this wish to be infallible.

granted but I'm a dumbwad that doesn't know what that means

I wish my wish would fail

Granted, but it goes horribly right. I wish for 1.41 million sP.

Granted, but you tragically die drowning in your own money. I wish for a plant.

Granted, but it dies very quickly. I wish for a pony.

You get your pony! But he is invisible so you can never quite find him.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted! But you will never ever have time off again...

I wish my laptop would stop making these sickly noises...

All of a sudden the noises stop! And so does the laptop. It refuses to start, and demands that you pay up in the laptop equivalent to chocolate, but will absolutely not tell you what it means by that. You are stuck wondering for the rest of your life what laptops like as well as some people like chocolate. Oh, and you have to buy a new laptop. At least it doesn't make silly demands!

I wish Morostide would start already!

granted but you slept through it

I wish I had something to eat

Wish granted! clap,clap poof An energy bar that regenerates itself appears in your hand. But, oh no! When you try to take a bite out of it, your mouth won't open. Putting the energy bar towards your mouth makes your lips freeze shut.

I forgot to add my wish! heh

I wish for a stress-free and migraine-less month.

: Granted, but next month is hell.

I wish I didn't have student loans or other bills to pay.

POOF! Your wish is granted, but as you are doing your celebration dance, you accidentally knock over the Mona Lisa and rip a giant hole in it, so you end up with more debt than you started with!

I wish I could go on safari in Africa. :)

: Granted, but you get eaten by lions.

I wish I were on the beach.

Granted! It sure is a shame that you'll be eaten by lions.

I wish I wasn't sick.

OOps posted at the same time and the same thing. One moment, editing.

Granted! Too bad about the tsunami heading your way though.

I still wish I wasn't sick.

granted but some one sneezes and your sick again (also sorry your sick D:)

I wish I could change some of my pets lame names

Granted! But then it turns out to be kinda lame. P:

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but now everyone has cancer.

I wish I could do kung fu.

Granted! But you will have to give up two of your limbs...

I wish I had some chocolate covered peanuts!

Granted, but now you're allergic to them.

I wish to no longer be insane.

granted but now everyone else is insane

I wish they had a nightmare lasirus