Granted, but they've got bugs growing everywhere inside of them.

I wish I wasn't afraid of the cold. :T

Granted, but now the cold is afraid of you.

I wish I was a unicorn.

granted, but they don't exist so you cease to exist 1 second after becoming one.

I wish for a jar of green jelly beans.

Granted, but they're toxic and make your colon eat itself.

I wish my post-it notes would stop falling from my desk.

granted but you can never remove them

I wish it would snow

Granted, but now the sun will no longer shine.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had ESP.

Granted, but your ESP powers only work every few months, and when they do, you find out stuff that you wish you didn't.

I wish that my wish won't get destroyed.

Granted, but you dont have a wish.

I wish for the ability to dance well...

Granted, but you get exhausted every time you dance. Like, very exhausted.

I wish that I could fly.

Wish granted, but you have to turn into a fly to do so.

I wish I were a superhero.

granted but your super powers are to walk slower the a slug

I wish I could walk on my hands

Granted, but your feet are now hands

I wish I was a video game character

Granted, but you're in the Silent Hill series.

I wish I had room for another bookshelf.

granted but there is no room for anything else

I wish I had 5 thousand arms

Granted, but you have no legs.

I wish I lived forever.

granted, but you have terrible illnesses all the time and still grow old.

I wish I had a cow for constant milk~

granted but it's poison milk

I wish I hadn't accidentally zapped my nightmare lasirus with the zapper ;-;

riesblackwolf Granted, but instead your account was deleted.

I wish I didn't have an ulcer.

granted but now you have a broken arm

I wish my neck didn't hurt