Granted, but they've got bugs growing everywhere inside of them.
I wish I wasn't afraid of the cold. :T
Granted, but now the cold is afraid of you.
I wish I was a unicorn.
granted, but they don't exist so you cease to exist 1 second after becoming one.
I wish for a jar of green jelly beans.
[tot=Queenloki]
Granted, but they're toxic and make your colon eat itself.
I wish my post-it notes would stop falling from my desk.
granted but you can never remove them
I wish it would snow
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Granted, but now the sun will no longer shine.
I wish I had a car.
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had ESP.
Granted, but your ESP powers only work every few months, and when they do, you find out stuff that you wish you didn't.
I wish that my wish won't get destroyed.
❄️ Seeking Elsa or Olaf inspired CWs ❄️
Granted, but you dont have a wish.
I wish for the ability to dance well...
Granted, but you get exhausted every time you dance. Like, very exhausted.
I wish that I could fly.
❄️ Seeking Elsa or Olaf inspired CWs ❄️
Wish granted, but you have to turn into a fly to do so.
I wish I were a superhero.
[flower=Kuin]
granted but your super powers are to walk slower the a slug
I wish I could walk on my hands
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Granted, but your feet are now hands
I wish I was a video game character
Granted, but you're in the Silent Hill series.
I wish I had room for another bookshelf.
granted but there is no room for anything else
I wish I had 5 thousand arms
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Granted, but you have no legs.
I wish I lived forever.
granted, but you have terrible illnesses all the time and still grow old.
I wish I had a cow for constant milk~
:dmg🧊BlueSky:dmg🧊
[Item=white crowned sparrow] Previously - Frog, Cappu, Watermelon
[/center]granted but it's poison milk
I wish I hadn't accidentally zapped my nightmare lasirus with the zapper ;-;
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riesblackwolf Granted, but instead your account was deleted.
I wish I didn't have an ulcer.
granted but now you have a broken arm
I wish my neck didn't hurt
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