Granted, but you were a bit clumsy and caused Chernobyll II.

Missing a wish, there..

I wish that people didn't need sleep.

Granted, but everyone will be perpetually exhausted forever with no hopes of rest. c:

Granted, but since your wish was invisible, I made something up and now the world is devoid of ice cream and chocolate.

I wish I had a ponycar.

Granted, but it too, like my wish, is invisible.

Granted, for your invisible wish lies not within my realm of understanding. :c

I wish that Tumblr didn't have a daily post limit.

Granted, but now your Subeta account as been frozen.

I wish the Twilight Book Series never existed.

Granted, but 50 Shades of Grey still exists and is even more popular than Twilight was.

I wish I had the power to make fully grown trees appear.

Granted, but now Slenderman has taken up residence in the forest by your house.

I wish I was a Jedi.

Granted, but you can't control the location they appear in which results in the destruction of many buildings.

I wish I could learn by osmosis.

Granted, but they can only appear in your rectum.c:

I wish for infinite bacon.

Granted but every health problem associated with unhealthy food, obesity and overweight, happens to you.

I wish that I was a musical prodigy. Or at least inclined.

Granted, but you're deaf. c:

I wish for the ability to breathe underwater.

Granted, but now you can't breathe on land.

I wish I could find more cute panties in my size.

Granted, but they all are hand-me-downs from homeless people. Yum!

I wish for perfect looks. :)

Granted, but they're only perfect when you're alone.

I wish I was married to Hugh Jackman.

Granted, but you are forced to have 70 kids. And they're all ugly.

Please make a wish

I wish I had my own dog.

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish I had some food.

Granted, but its all spoiled.

I wish I could re-do my life.