Granted! But the laws of physics have changed, and all food has been dematerialised into nothing but compacted air!

I wish for a destroyed wish.

Your wish is destroyed, but in it's shattering, the fragments reform into new wishes, good as new.

I wish for a lifetime supply of GINGER ALE.

Wish granted, but you must drink the ginger ale 24/7 to prevent the ale from overflowing and drowning the world.

I wish that I could magically wake up when the bus I'm on approaches my stop...

You wake up the moment your bus arrives, but you still gotta have your bowl, gotta have cereal, then you gotta make your mind up: Which seat should you take?

I wish for just one more pet slot for a Serpenth.

Wish granted, but you see, you create your Serpenth and go broke trying to perfect him/her. You train him/her, buy a gorgeous profile, create a story, buy gorgeous art, and you go into debt. 8D

Oh, I fail for not being more specific... I mean, I'm on a bus and would like to wake up when we arrive at our stop. XD There, that;s my wish. ;3

Granted, only you wake up to find everyone else dead due to a car-crash involving the bus. I wish that I won't fail my AP courses this year

Granted, and you score all 5's on your AP test. However, your parents' expectations of you have now risen, and should your grades drop below a 99.9999%, they will take away your computer.

I wish to own a cow plushie. A cute one.

Granted except the Cow Plushie is actually a demon in disguise. Good luck with that. I wish that this sore throat would go away.

(I'm down with a demon. ;A; ) Granted except now you have no throat.

I wish cows could fly.

Granted, flying cows, but they lack aim and consistently shit on your belongings. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I could turn invisible.

granted, but you can't turn back visible and all your friends and family think you disappeared /died :c

I wish... I could eat and never ever get full or blow up or throw it all up lol :x

Wish granted, but you spend all your money on food and end up living in a cardboard box because you are so broke.

I wish I could travel into outer space. :)

Granted, but your favorite band played where you lived while you were gone, and now all anyone talks about is them, but you were too busy in space and missed out I wish I could meet Michael Phelps.

Granted, but when you challenge him to a swim competition, he drowns you because he doesn't want to lose.

I wish I could be a surgeon.

Granted, but you never get to work in the surgical specialty you want. I wish a had a flower garden.

Granted, but the plants you grow start to eat everybody, as in the Little Shop of Horrors

I wish i could regenerate money

Your wish is granted, but you can only regenerate five dollars a day.

I wish I could meet the cast of my favourite show.

Granted but it regenerates on the other side of the planet. ;c

I wish I could move to a different town :D

Granted, but it's a town in the middle of nowhere with no accessible highways.

I wish I could move in with my boyfriend.