Granted, and you will still be having a terrible wish over and over and over

I wish I could dance

Granted, but you lose your legs in a terrible accident. No dancing for you :[ I wish my phone would charge like it's supposed to.

Granted, but the charger is stuck inside your phone and wont come out...hmm looks like u gone have to buy a new phone..

I wish I had a puppy

Granted, but now you're so skinny it's unhealthy. I wish I had a hamster also xD

Granted, but it's vicious and bites you. Oh, and it had rabies :[

I wish I had a ferret!

Granted, but you get an EXTRA flubby tummyyyyyy!!!

I wish it wasnt so hot in here

Granted, but someone leaves the patio door open and it runs away

Granted, but now it's 237203582075175103948729075195714 below 0. I wish I could hold my breath underwater for an hour o.o

Granted, but the air tank attached to your back goes out

I wish my nails were longer

Granted, but they're so long, you can't hold anything. I wish I had some more salad.

Granted, but soon as you go to bite it you realize there's globs of hair in it :/

I wish it was morning

Granted, but it's raining and you have to go out in the rain without anything to protect you from it. I wish it was tomorrow already

Granted, but then you will have to live the same day over for the rest of your life

I wish I had 500 posts

Granted, but you can never get more than 500. I wish my favorite restaurant was in my town.

btw, where did everybody else go? :l

Granted, but they hired new cooks and the food is HORRIBLE and the place is a mess I wish I could go see Iron Man 2

and idk..lol..they must be sleeping haha

baha that sucks D:<

lol i wanna see Prince of Persia

oh yea me too..lol..looks like its gonna be good

You see it, but it royally sucks.

I wish I had 100 bucks.

You get it, then it all rips/blows away

I wish I could swim(I still can't... I'm afraid of the water O_O)

granted, but I steal it from you. I wish i had an icee machine -yum-

Yes yes. c:

You get it... and it blows up, melting all the ice into water, creating a short circuit, and blowing up your house

well damn >:V

AND SINCE YOU DIDN'T WISH, YOU FALL OFF THE EARTH O:<

and wow i didn't wish either. ummm i wish i had some pie :3