Granted. But it's so dry, and you shrivel up like a raisin and die. :O

I wish...I had a new pair of shoes.

granted, but they are too small

i wish i had ice cream

Granted, but it's poo flavoured! :D

I wish i didn't have to revise.

granted, but you lose your original draft

i wish my favorite tv shows were always on tv

Wish granted, but your television reception goes out for a year, and all your favourite shows are cancelled.

I wish this bracelet would let me be a mermaid underwater!!!

Granted. But you found out that mermaids are cannibals and you are the hunted.

I wish I have a dog!

Granted. But it turns out to be full wolf and eats you D: I STILL WISH THIS STUPID BRACELET WOULD LET ME BE A MERMAID UNDERWATERRR.

granted, but then the bracelet explodes and then you're not a mermaid anymore and the bracelet doesn't exist anymore

i wish i could get into my dream colleges

Wish granted but you have to leave after a semester after you caused a ruckus at a frat party. I wish I had a Shrinky-Dinks machine.

granted but what the hell is shrinky dinks. lol er idk you'd have your shrinking dinks machine BUT it'd kill you in your sleep.

Forget your wish, sweety? :3

I wish I had a chance to earn the love of the man of my dreams.

Granted, but you're Miley Cyrus. XP

I wish I was blessed with the perfect relationship and that it would remain perfect.

Granted, but it was only with Cheerios.

I wish I could play the violin.

Granted, but nobody appreciates your talents because they're too busy filling their ipods with autotuned music.

I wish I wasn't alone right now.

Granted, you're with the person who you hate the most.

I wish I had perfect hair.

Granted, but It will fall out in a week.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted... but it's dead. :x sorry couldn't resist. haha!

I wish I could sing.

XD Granted, but whenever you sing a kid's head explodes. Haha sorry.

no wishes?

i wish it wasn't so late

Wish granted, time has reversed...all the way back your infant years, that is. >:3

I wish I could talk to somebody right now.