- Granted,but they come back to haunt you as an annoying ghost.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but its eaten up by taxes.

I wish I lived in New York

Granted, but the whole "lived" thing literally means "lived" so you used to live there and now you don't.

I wish I could never have another stomach ache ever again. (the person who destroys this, please ping me.)

granted but you can now only write in chat speak and noone uderstands you

I wish everyone I like died and i would be left all alone to live eternally while suffering until the end of time, never having anything to do and never forgetting the pain of losing the people I love

Granted but your computer crashes so noone would ever know you're bad at writing

I wish I could eat food until the end of times, no matter how fat I get without dying (even if it's poisoned)

Granted, but he's not housebroken.

I wish I had the power to make fruits grow from my fingertips.

strange wish Granted, but the fruits are watermelons and you can't cut them off.

Uhm, granted, but since you didn't wish for anything YOU DIE. :D

I wish I had naturally pink hair.

Granted. But It never grows more than 1 inch. I wish my life was less complicated than it is.

Granted, but now you've lost the ability to know what to do when a simple list of choices is presented towards you, leaving you incapable of deciding for yourself what you want to wear, what you'll have for lunch, etc.

I wish I had some nail polish remover to get this damn super glue off my fingers!

Wish granted, but then you die and never get to enjoy it.

I wish I had a never ending supply of V Energy Drinks.

Granted, But little too your knowledge most of them will be poisoned. I Will I had Pink hair

Wish granted. You become invisible forever, and after awhile everyone forgets you ever existed because they can't see you. :c

I wish my ex would stop hating me, and my heart would let me move on. >>

D: Ouch... ANYWHO. Since it seems you didn't make a wish, your head pops off. Sorry..

I wish...that my mother would get me a new cellyphone that I DON'T lose, break, have it stolen, or forever taken away from. (Heh, yeah. Now try and destroy my wish)

[edit] Fixed some grammer and...

Wish granted, but it's a really cheap brand, made in some obscure country with no extra fun bits, just plain old dialling and texting.

I wish I could teleport to work every morning so i could sleep in extra.

Granted btu it malfunctuons and you blow up!

I wish I didn't have to come to school today. :(

Granted, School comes to you, As part of their budget cuts, each student must open their home to their classmates a day for school at home. There's now 30 kids in your house, and you're in your fuzzy pajamas.

I wish my boss would call !

Wish granted, but it's because you're getting demoted. If you're already on a low peg, then you're getting fired.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and never gain weight, obtain diabeetus, or suffer from any ill side effects.

Granted but you get kidnapped and put in a room that only has paper and pencils, you get soooo bored from it, and youstab your self with a pencil I wish that Justin Beiber would just hit puberty and die already! You know, with his high voice and all...

Granted. But you get everything, and it crushes you, and you die. I wish I had a place to put my new sewing table.