granted, but its run by mobsters who kill you and your friends when they realise you're there

I wish i didnt have the flu.

Granted but now you have horrible warts

I wish my sunburn would go away

Granted, but upon obtaining it, you don't know how to control it properly and accidentally aim it towards a nearby mirror, reflecting the attack back onto you and thus killing you.

I wish I could travel through and manipulate time (Since we're on the subject of super powers).

Granted, but you can only travel back to the bad times in your life. =c

I wish I could turn into an animal at will.

Granted, you turn into a tiger and get shot by pochers I wish that I could mapiulate metal with my mind

granted, but it also happens when you're asleep and you bring down the building around you, trapping you inside.

i wish i knew sign language

Granted, but then you forget how to talk. I wish I could find a song out of these 700 ones to listen to.

granted, but it's a song that you hate

I wish school was over

Granted...but then once school is out you find out that you have to go for another 15yrs

I wish I had 1mil dollars ^.^

Wish granted, but $999,999.99 of it is taken in taxes.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted..but then you find out that you really DONT know everything

I wish I had a snowball right about now..yum

granted but some dog peed on it. I wish I had my own pool c:

claim

granted but it is full of holes.

I wish I had himilayan persian kitten.

Granted..but its a blowup pool and it has a small leak :(

I wish I had an Ipod

granted, but you can only put the music you hate on it. I wish I had a wish that couldn't be destroyed

Granted..but it would be a HORRIBLE wish and you would have it forever n ever lol

I wish I had long silky hair

Granted, but you only get to have it for one day before it becomes frizzy and beyond repair. I wish I knew if I could pull off the haircut I want to get.

Granted, but it didnt turn out the way you wanted..instead you got a big afro and some kids lollipop stuck in it

I wish I had a diamond ring

Granted, but your best friend gets the same one, and looks better with it.

Granted, but then someone steals it.

I wish I didn't have to march in the parade on Monday.

baha that's terrible.

Granted, but it's fake and came from those machines you see at grocery stores. I wish it was this time next year

Granted but you have to march on Tuesday. I wish I had more games for my Wii