You get pie, and then it turns into a bomb and blows up.

I WISH THAT EVERY IDIOT ON EARTH WOULD BLOW UP

They do, and your mom has to spend weeks scrubbing the blood off your bedroom walls.

I wish my date could have lasted longer than it did (Silly mom. Why did I have to go RIGHT THEN??)...

It lasts longer, and it goes horrible

I wish I could swim (because I'm amazing and can't swim yet since I had a major incident when I was 3)

Granted, but the only place to swim is a nasty swamp :O

I wish my stuffed pikachu was real :33

You swim so well, a bunch of dolphins mistake you for one of their own, lead you miles out to sea, and you drown in a freak storm.

I wish my phone got faster internet.

It becomes real and zaps you

It goes faster... and faster... and faster... and faster... and faster... and faster... and faster... and faster... and faster... until it blows up!

I wish I didn't have to wish - LOL

Wish Granted, but the now live Pikachu took out all its anger on you, and you had to go to the ER for being barbecued with lightning.

I wish you wished for something useful.

You're a fan of having things blow up, huh? xD anyways I wish I knew how to ride a horse. [always wanted to learn]

You learn how to, and then it throws you off and you break a leg(for serious)

Wish granted, but the horse butted you off, and ran all over you.

I wish you would take me to Italy.

OMG, yes. We go to Italy but get robbed :[[[[

I wish you would take me to Japan c:

You go to Italy and get trapped

I wish I didn't have to wish.

You go there and get taken away on a boat by a stranger and never see your computer again x3

I DON'T WANNA WISH. oh wait - I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO WISH, LOL

Wish granted, but too bad. You just wished something.

Wish granted but the Japanese Ninjas kidnapped you and sold you to the Gypsies.

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but we shun you foreverrrr. how sad :C

I wish for infinite songs on my ipod :]

You have a maid and she runs away for being treated poorly

I wish I was a mermaid :3

Stop skipping me god damn it!! XP

Wish granted, but I stepped on it, and broke it to minuscule pieces. Sorry.

Wish granted, but the other mermaids treat you like an idiot because a human wished to be a fish. Those mean mermaids.

I WISH FOR THE MAID TO COME BACK.

OMG you didn't wish!!!

I wish I could have my own laptop.

Wish granted, but is blew up over some lame 'Yo Mama' Joke. =/

I wish -you- blew up, so I could take all your money.

I don't blow up because of such a cruel wish, and then I steal YOUR money when YOU blow up plus... I DON'T HAVE MONEY