Granted, but then you drown at Sea

I wish I could pass all my classes with A's!

granted, but you didn't have enough credits/take enough so you have to repeat a year

I wish the weather was less f-ed up... and start being normal and warm

I wish I had my phone right now.

Wish granted, but all the phones in the world were taken by aliens -random

No wish granted. Sorry.

I wish I knew how to do math.

You can do math...but are terribly bad at everything else.

I wish I had another dog.

you have a dog yay! but it turns into a cat when you look at it

i wish i can draw well!

You get a horse..but it turns out to be a mini

I wish I could read people's minds.

You can read minds, but you can read all of them at once, without controlling it.

I wish my boyfriend didn't become an asshole. xP

Granted. He's still nice, but he's not with you anymore.

I wish I had all the time in the world to do whatever I wanted.

Granted. But you have to much time, and never get anything done. Because you can "'Do it tomorrow." If that makes since. Sorry If it doesnt. :P I wish we would leave for the restaurant all ready!

Granted but you food tastes grotty (yes grotty)

i wish i didnt have a dutch boy haircut!

granted, but they have no source of food and most of them die. The ones that are left are kept in labs and are studied by scientists, they also hate you

I wish I was more productive

Granted but you get bored of working and kill yourself I wish I had some music to listen to...

Granted, but it's not music you like.

I wish I had softer pillows

Granted, but then you go and spend it all on frivolous things, and then you're not only broke, but up to your eyebrows in debt.

I wish I were good at Halo.

Granted, but nobody wnts to date you exapt nerds and creeps I wish I didnt live in (probably!) the worlds smallest city

Granted but now you live in the middle of nowhere with nobody around to talk to and nothing to do.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.

Granted, except the turkey is 2 weeks past the expiration date. And the bread has gone stale.

I wish I could win the lottery!

Granted, but your friends keep bugging you for loans, or only hang out with you because of your newfound wealth.

I wish I were good at everything, hot, smart, and successful.

Granted, but every man you meet is either already in a relationship, is intimidated by your flawlessness, or just wants you for one thing and one thing only hint hint.

I wish my annoying neighbor would just die right now.