{Nods Head Twice} WISH GRANTED ...But you never wake up... in other words you died... in other words your nap time is forever... in other words... {okay I'll stop}

I wish I could quite you... xD

i don't know what that means... wish granted? but then...you lose your wish granting abilities

i wish i wasn't so tired right now

Wish granted, but you are never tired again, and never able to sleep. Therefore your brain cannot convert short-term memories in to long-term memories, and you lose your memory every night at 11:11pm =) Double wish destroy bwahaha

I wish that I found a dollar every day!

Granted, but everything is done in the euro now.

I wish my gecko wasn't so agressive.

Granted... but they hate you. >>

I wish i could spend more time with him<3

Granted...but he eats you for lunch. I wish i had a pizza. :C

Granted, but it has anchovies on it.

I wish I didn't have to take any more tests.

Granted, but you have many more assignments to do.

I wish that I get toast for dinner

Granted, but you have toast for dinner and breakfast and lunch and dinner and breakfast and lunch and dinner and breakfast and...I think you get the idea. And you grow tired of toast.

I wish an idiot friend of mine would get a flat tire.

Granted, but then your friend finds a spare tire, and once their car is fixed, they run you over.

I wish that my lost cat came back =(

Granted but he was dead and your parents buried him in the Pet Sematary so now he is a psycho. Sorry....Not really.

I wish I had a $50 Barnes and Noble giftcard

That's so awful! Still, psycho kitty is better than no kitty...

And your wish is granted! But unfortunately Barnes and Noble has gone out of business and your gift card is not valid.

I wish that I had as many books to read as I ever wanted!

Wish granted, but then you go blind and don't know braille.

I wish I had a watermelon.

Granted, but it tastes like rotten meat.

I wish I had $1M dollars.

Granted, but you are apparently now swamped with research and have the urge to go out again but can't leave your desk.

I wish my favorite anime guy was real and in love with me.

granted, but he's also in love with everyone else who likes him

i wish literary research papers didn't exist

{NOD HEAD TWICE} Wish Granted!

But you're an idiot now and you cant go anywhere and you evidently starve to death.

I wish I could dye hair blue...

Granted, but everyone else also dyed their hair blue and it has lost its novelty.

I wish that everything in the world was purple and that I wouldn't go colour blind. =)

granted, but then the lack of diversity drives you crazy and you throw yourself off a purple cliff and land on the purple rocks in the purple sea

i wish i could meet shakespeare

Wish granted, but he is just a rotted corpse who can neither speak nor hear, because he is falling apart and dead.

I wish that someone would post on one of my roleplays so I could post again!!