Granted, but you cant go inside, since you forgot your keys and you froze to death outside

Wish I had a great job

Sure. It's the life of a fly, and death by swatter.

I wish I had 99 luftballons.

Granted, but they all pop as soon as you get them.

I wish that my Little Shop of Horrors Production goes great.

{NODS HEAD TWICE} Wish Granted! But in the middle of the production that killer plant comes alive and actually eats every actor but people watching it think that its a fake projection on a screen and that the blood splattering on them is red colored water. So no one calls the police and every one dies. Sorry.

I wish my production of As You Like It goes well! C:

.The.Universe

Granted but, turns out you hate the movie...

I wish that I could have gone to see Bon Jovi in concert...

Granted, but Bon Jovi falls off the stage 10 minutes in and dies.

I wish that I didn't have a headache any more.

Wish granted, but the medication that rid you of your headache makes your brain explode.

I wish that I had some chocolate cake.

Wish granted, but you find out that you are highly allergic to chocolate right after you eat it and your wind-pipe swells up and closes, making you sufficate to death and you die.:o

I wish I had a Gibson Less Paul 1968 gold and black color guitar.:D

Granted. However.. your Gibson Less Paul 1968 gold and black colored guitar was stolen..but! it was returned to you, only for you to find it shattered. :D ~ I wish I met Johnny Depp.

Granted, but his supermodel wife accuses him of cheating and you just broke up their relationship. D: ((At least you got to meet him. LOLZ))

I wish Arty was online.

Wish granted, but Arty now hates you, blocks you, and reports you to the Admins for stalking (him).

I wish that my friend wins his badminton tournament.

Granted, but then he is paralyzed for life on the ride home and can never play again.

I wish I could meet Vic Mignogna and get an autograph...scratch that, get a hug.

Granted, but you end up getting hugged to death.

I wish I could graduate already

granted, but they realize right before the give you your diploma that you are missing some requirement and you have to take a summer class to make up for it.

I wish my plants weren't dead D: need more O2

Granted, but they will mutate into Devil's Snare. And kill you slowly an painfully.

I wish I had some zebra-print boots :3

Granted, but when you step in a puddle, the black paint is washed away and you just have plain white boots.

I wish that I had the entire Rainyday Rainstorm outfit

Granted but the past owner of the outfit had a very contagious skin disease...

I wish gummy bears were a cure for social anxiety!

Granted! But you only receive them AFTER they are no longer useful.

I wish that I would get all the achievements you can get regarding the Masquerade!

Granted, but you neglect your real life and your friends completely forget about you.

I wish I could turn back time

Granted, but now you're cavemates with an angry velociraptor.

I wish for psychokinesis.