Granted, but now spoons and apples cling to you like flys on cowsh*t

I wish for an apple

Granted, but it's blue an poisoness.

I wish computer viruses don't exist.

Granted, but neither do computers. :3

I wish that I could get a massage right now.

Granted, but the night never ends

I wish our oven would work

Granted. But the casserole you cook comes to life and devours you.

I wish I could have 10 billion sp

Granted, but then your account has some problems, and you lose all of it.

I wish that certain people in my life would mind their own business instead of harping on me about mine.

Granted, but now no one AT ALL talks to you.

I wish I could get started on my poster for my room so I can stop staring at the pencil and willing it to draw.... And that it comes out good. ^^

Granted. But then someone burns it after all of your hard work.

I wish I had a pony C:

Granted, but it kicks and bites you

i wish i would feel better

Granted, but then you get sick again.

I wish I had as much (or more) money in my real bank account as I do here at Subeta.

Granted, but the IRS' suspicion to your immediate fortune grows and you go to jail for the rest of your life.

I wish my thumb wasn't broken.

Granted, but then a barbell lands on your big toe at the gym, thus breaking your toe.

I wish I could go to Anime Boston this year.

lmao! Granted, but I crash my car into yours on the way there. :3

I wish I could vacuum like Howard Moon, omg. D:

Granted, but eventually the vacuum chokes on the Great Outdoors you're vacuuming up.

I wish I could have a massage right now.

Granted, but it's from an 800 pound nude man being held up by a special crane, and forgotten food falls out of his mouth onto you. Eeeew. ;-;

the internet crashes because you did not post a wish. I wish that my dog would get over his love of cars

NO WISH! SO THE WORLD IS SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A GIANT FLOATING MOOSE IN SPACE!!!!!!

i want to be the very best like no one ever was!

I'm sleeping. I just wanted to crush Chibi's dreams. >;D My wish was invisible, fail for failing to see invisible things! Granted since yours wasn't, but the love of cars transfers to you and you cause a traffic accident chasing them.

That's not a wish, but granted and all the pokemon eat your face off for failing to ruin Starry's wish.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish in my last post..

you live a long life in regret, wondering forever what would happen if you made a wish. I wish.... i could fall asleep its 1:30 in the morning

Granted but I choke you out in order to do so.

I wish someone would press play on my DVD player..