granted, but he/she kills off your character(s) and the story ends

i wish that i was better at managing my time

Granted, but your schedule hits a snafu and throws all your carefully laid-out plans into absolute chaos thus ruining your day.

I wish I had straight A's.

Granted, but your computer crashes after awhile.

I wish I had more money.

granted, you find $100,000,000 on your doorstep. unfortunately it was stolen from a bank and the FBI comes and throws you in jail for the rest of your life.

i wish i could teleport places.

Granted, but you cannot teleport your clothes with you and are sent to jail for being so indecent.

I wish I could interview C.S. Lewis.

Wish granted, but a rock hit your head and now you can't remember it.

I wish I can breath underwater.

Granted, but you can't breathe on land and suffocate on your way back home.

I wish to be able to shapeshift.

Wish granted but now you are stuck underwater and Jaws ate you. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but now you can't walk

I wish my room wasn't so cold

Granted, but now its too hot and you burn up and die! =D

I wish I had money to buy cosplay....=/

granted, but they are all negated by those of your archenemy

i wish i was wearing socks

Granted, but they were smelling so bad, neighbors thought you were dead while you were sleeping and buried you alive. I wish I was very rich and living in Japan

Granted, except Reptar eats all of Japan.

I wish my boyfriend's man stealing chick friend would stop talking to him.

Granted, but, your boyfriend leaves you for her because he thinks she's playing hard to get.

I wish that I would stop being so lazy, and clean my room for once.

Aww, that was just mean. :( That's my worst fear thanks. xD

Granted, but then Reptar drops half of Japan on your room so it doesn't matter. lol

I wish I could have a puppy.

Granted, but then it bites your hand off. :c Oops.

I wish I had some cake.

Aha, sorry. It was the first thing I could think of.

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish I could win The Game.

Aww, I hate it when that happens. :(

Granted, but the end prize is a car, and it falls on your head. :c

I wish I was in London.

Granted, but unfortunately you go into a sugar coma and don't enjoy it. :(

I wish I was wearing my pajamas...

Granted, but someone sneezed on the cookie and you catch a bad cold.

I wish I had better computer speakers.

--Edit: Fail!!!!---

Granted, but your pajamas get a huge rip in them.

again; I wish I had better computer speakers.