Granted, but it's broken.:c I wish it would snow.

Granted, but the the snow becomes a blizzard and you die from the amout of frost bite.

I wish for a lamp with a genie in it

Granted, but the genie is in a bad mood and YOU have to do things for HIM :D

I wish I could be with my boyfriend right now snif

Granted, but you're both underwater.

I wish it was january.

Granted, but then there is a huge blizzard and freezes everything and you die.

I wish I had something to talk about with the guy I like...

Wish granted, but he moves away before you got the chance to talk to him. : C

I wish I wasn't so pale.

Granted, now your skin is an eye-searing shade of pink.

I wish I hadn't got the bunny anymore.

granted, but you got an annoying little dog instead i wish i could get a hamster

granted, but become mind numbingly bored because you have nothing to worry about. i wish Xmas was here already

Granted but you are haunted by 3 ghosts- Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, and Ghost of Christmas Future

I wish for a potato

granted, but it blows up in your face.

I wish I had some CSC

granted, but i steal them and spend them in the Cash Shop :o i wish i had another Itunes card

Granted, but then you have nothing you want to buy and then it becomes invalid.

I wish that all of my squibies would load.

Granted, But it takes 8 hours and it's terrible quality

I wish there was no more learning in school Just chatting with friends xD

granted, but then you get no education and no money and you end up on the street being a hobo

I wish I could draw properly.

Granted! But you learn nothing and your brain begins to eat itself.

I wish I knew why a friend is ignoring me!!

granted, but you find out that the reason your friend is ignoring is because he/she wants you dead. how terrible i wish i had my new phone already :D

granted, but it doesn't work. at all. and you're stuck with it.

i wish i could stay at home longer.

wish granted, but you have to clean the entire house. i wish there were something good to watch on TV

Wish granted, but it's so good it burns your eyes off. >_>;

I wish I would win the lotto.