Granted, but the only other person is a creepy old man o.o i wish i was immortal

Granted, but you will watch all your offspring die

I wish I were Madonna :o

Granted, but no one cares about you anymore. i wish i had all the items on my "wearables" wishlist

Granted, but then somebody hacks your computer and steals them all.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

granted, but he has anger issues i wish i could see my boyfriend more often

Granted-- he is injured in a car accident and you get to see him quite often in the hospital.

I wish I had more time to watch the TV shows I like.

Granted, but no new episodes are ever made i wish i had a smoothie :]

Granted but, the smoothie ends up being poo. >.<

I wish had unlimited texting.

Granted, but no one wants to text you i wish i could get an A in math

Granted-- you do such an outstanding job that your teacher places you in a much harder math class for next semester.

I wish I could learn to ski.

Granted - but you have no ski gear.

I wish I could have all the clothes in the world. c:

granted, but none of them fit you i wish i had a Starbucks and Joe Muggs in my house

Granted, but then you find out that you are allergic.

I wish that my downloading would go faster.

Granted, but everything you download is a terrible virus that effects you and every other computer you've touched.

I wish to do better at my next Judo Tournament.

Wish Granted. But now there's a ginormous kid outside in the parking lot waiting to kick your butt for winning.

I wish I was a zombie

Granted, but zombie hunters kill you i wish i had mind-reading abilities

Granted, but Leon Kennedy kills you.

I wish for something bad to happen.

Granted... but the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and everything little thing seems to be goin' alright. :D

I wish for more chocolate candybars.

Granted, but they're melted.:( I wish it would rain.

Granted, but your town is flooded and everyone dies.

I wish for more snow to fall so I can go snowboarding