Granted, but you wake and realize you've slept for three days straight and get fired from your job (if you have one) i wish i had some new converses

Granted, you get new converses but they are 7 sizes too big so you can't even wear them.

I wish it were raining.

Granted but you get hit by lightning.

I wish I had a iPod Touch

Granted, but the screen is broken i wish i had a purple Motorola Rival

Wish Granted... but it explodes in your ear, and creates a nuclear explosion which kills 95% of the earth... :c

TT^TT I wish i could have a hug.

Granted, but then you are squeezed to death.

I wish that the bathroom was free.

Granted, but the last person in there left a 'mess' especially for you to tidy.

I wish I could buy those one pair of boots...

Wish Granted... but they give your feet ginormous blisters.

I wish it wasn't so cold in here. T^T

Granted, It's 3&; warmer.

I wish I wasn't a fag :F

wish granted, but Micheal Jackson steals all ur answers on tests.

i wish pokemon where real <3

Granted, but she puts a restraining order on you.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. But it destroys the point of the thread.

I wish I could sleep

Wish Granted... however, you can't wake up.

I wish my rib would stop popping out. :c

granted, but then your eyeballs pop out instead

i wish i had a job

Granted, but then you trip and fall. The fall is so bad that it puts you out of work.

I wish I had another iTunes card.

Granted, but it's a fake. :V

I wish I had a bag of Doritos.

Granted...OHWAIT. those were the ones i poisoned... you died. :c

I wish for ninja skills

Wish granted but your skills suck so you accidentally slice your own head off removing your sword.

I wish I had better confidence.

Granted, but you get so confident, everyone hates you.

I wish my legs didnt hurt..

Granted... but I had to slice them off... sorry hun. XD

I wish to dance better