Granted, but your superior dancing moves make you die at age 50.

I wish for and endless supply of Coca~Cola and Orange Tootsie Rolls

Granted, but theres so much Coca Cola and Tootsie Rolls that it floods the world and turns into a weird, orange-scented paste. Yum?

I wish I had better drawing skills.

Granted, but you are never discovered and die insane and poor. Wish I could fall asleep.

Granted, but then you plunge into endless horribly twisted nightmares and upon receiving multiple and extreme shocks from them, die in your sleep.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted, but your newfound motivation causes you to work at all hours of the day, eventually driving you to exhaustion.

I wish I could cook delicious food.

Granted. But then a jealous person poisons it and they blame you!

I wish I had a bunny!

Granted, but it runs away the next day. I wish I could fly.

Granted, but then you fly into a tree and die.

I wish Animaniacs was back on TV...

Granted, but it's nothing like it was before. i wish i could survive without sleep

Granted, but you get so tired and can't think straight that you kill yourself.

I wish Kyo from Fruits Basket was real. x3

Granted, but he despises you.

I wish I was a Cheshire cat!

Granted, but you don't know how to use your powers. You end up stuck as a manic, disembodied smile, doomed to haunt the forest forever.

I wish I had a healthy vegetable garden.

Granted, but if you eat anything from it, you get really sick and die.

I wish I could turn into a cat and back again at will.

granted, but halfway through your transformation, something went wrong and now you're half cat half humann. :O

I wish I could meet McFLY. :D

Granted but he thinks you're trying to murder him and arrests you before you even get an autograph.

I wish I had more money. X3 Doesn't everyone?

Granted! But sadly it's counterfeit, boohoo. Erm, I wish I could take a picture...

Granted, but then your camera deletes the picture.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted but you explode from hyperness.

I wish I had a mySpace

granted, but then you start getting stalked by a creeper.

i wish i had my ears peirced

Granted but nobody wants to be your friend.

I wish someone other than Otis wanted to hang out right now