Granted. All good things happen to everyone but you and now your life sucks.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted, but you get stuck as a hideous monster i wish i wasnt hungry

Granted, but you are not hungry because you have died...

I wish i could turn invisible

Granted, but you can't turn back visible i really want tomorrow to get here sooner

Granted, but now people walk into you and sneeze on you without even knowing it. and then when you yell at the., they go crazy because they can't see you. and somehow your caught by government officials for testing. EDIT: aww last post

Granted, but tomorrow turns out to be the worst day of your life.

I wish could change my hair with a snap of my fingers.

Granted, but it only changes into hideously unhealthy hair, which is poorly styled.

I wish I had an infinite supply of CSC.

Granted, but then Subeta comes up with a different currency to use and you lose your credits i wish there was a Hot Topic in the mall nearest me.

Granted, but then the mall burns down.

I wish that there were some good movies out in theaters.

Granted, but you can't see any of them I wish my dogs could talk

granted, but they hate you.

i wish i had an amazing cupcake, and nothing would go wrong anywhere while i ate it

Granted, the cupcake looks amazing, but tastes absolutely disgusting.

I wish Twilight would go away. |8<

Granted, but comes back ever more popular than before. I wish I had a cup of Baja Blast in front of me.

Granted, but you couldnt drink it :[ i wish i had some code red mountain dew

Granted, but then it turns into blood.

I wish my tummy was full with food.

Granted but it gives you a disease where you only have 1 hour to live.

because you didnt wish, the world is gonna explode in 3 seconds i wish to sell everything in my shop

Granted, but then all your money is lost in a glitch and it can never be retrieved.

I wish for 5 bottles of apple juice.

Granted, but the apple juice is from 2000. o.o i wish for some pudding

Granted, but she ruins the story i wish i had a shake from steak n' shake

Granted, but it's not cold at all.

I wish i had more time to sleep.