Granted , but they undercooked the meat which gave you worms . I wish for an android .
granted, but then iPhone takes over the world and androids allll.diiiiieeeee.
I wish for a nap.
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Granted but you sleep for a whole month
I wish for a hedgehog.
Granted but he immediately runs away with his super-speed.
I wish for a pretty princess pony.
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Granted but it hates you (:
I wish that when I get my tattoo... it isn't painful!!
Granted, but the artist makes a mistake while doing it.
I wish I had a slice of chocolate cake.
Granted, but you're still poor IRL.
I wish I could have a pina colada brought to my cubicle by a sexy guy in a Speedo.
Granted, but hes incredibly sick with.. flu and you end up catching it.
I wish I had some running shoes...
Wish granted, but they have no soles.
I wish there was more time in the day.

Granted, but now your an insomniac I wish I could eat all the sweets I wanted and not gain weight...
Granted, but you get lots of cavities.
I wish I could get a massage.
Granted, but it was performed by a polar bear, you know what will happen.
I wish I could have the portrait of Mona Lisa.
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Granted, but it's destroyed by a kamehameha.
I wish I had an army of cats.
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Granted, but they started killing one another... I wish I was rich!
Granted, but you can only buy shirts with memes on them...
I wish I had a Squirtle.
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Dang this exact game is on another site I play on.
Anyways.
Granted but it squirts on you. ;)
I wish this wish would not be ruined.