Granted , but they undercooked the meat which gave you worms . I wish for an android .

granted, but then iPhone takes over the world and androids allll.diiiiieeeee.

I wish for a nap.

Granted but you sleep for a whole month

I wish for a hedgehog.

Granted but he immediately runs away with his super-speed.

I wish for a pretty princess pony.

Wish granted, but it turns ugly as hell after a month. I wish for a puppy.

Granted but it hates you (:

I wish that when I get my tattoo... it isn't painful!!

Granted, but the artist makes a mistake while doing it.

I wish I had a slice of chocolate cake.

granted,but half a maggot is inside. i wish i was the richest user on subeta

Granted, but you're still poor IRL.

I wish I could have a pina colada brought to my cubicle by a sexy guy in a Speedo.

Granted, but hes incredibly sick with.. flu and you end up catching it.

I wish I had some running shoes...

Wish granted, but they have no soles.

I wish there was more time in the day.

Granted, but now your an insomniac I wish I could eat all the sweets I wanted and not gain weight...

Granted, but you get lots of cavities.

I wish I could get a massage.

Granted, but it was performed by a polar bear, you know what will happen.

I wish I could have the portrait of Mona Lisa.

Granted, but it's destroyed by a kamehameha.

I wish I had an army of cats.

Granted, but they started killing one another... I wish I was rich!

Granted, but you can only buy shirts with memes on them...

I wish I had a Squirtle.

Dang this exact game is on another site I play on.

Anyways.

Granted but it squirts on you. ;)

I wish this wish would not be ruined.

Granted but only in your dreams.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but you only have a week to do it.

I wish I could go to the zoo with my friends.