Granted, but now you can't stop running at top speed.

I wish all of drawings were magically finished!

shit o_o

granted but they turned out ugly D;

I wish to destroy your wish but you didn't write in any!

I wish the sun was up longer!

I do that a lot xD

granted but its super hot and if you go outside you'll get super burnt );

:edit: fudge i forgot again, I wish I could remember to make wishes.

Granted! But they all just get destroyed anyway MOUHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had more of this delicious soup!

Granted but its forever Extremely hot and will burn your tongue >:D

I wish I wasn't allergic to metal

Granted. You are allergic to earth instead!!!

Edit: Haha oups!

I wish I had a better short term memory XD Can't even remember what I had for breakfast...

o__o your evil !!! lol

Granted but you cant remember things over 5 years of time.

Granted. However, you made no wish. So it doesn't matter anyway!

I wish i had a pet teacup pig!

;~; Omg cute! granted but i brake into your house and kidnap it.

I wish I could flyyyy

Granted, but you crash into a building whilst learning how to use your new ability.

I wish I had a pet wolf! :P

Granted but he eats all your future companions!

Friends me?

I wish I could remember to put a timer on my cookies... Burnt...

Granted but it brakes before the cookies are done .__.

I wish was freaken rich!!!!

Granted, but your bank taxes you 90%!

I wish my I had some poutiiiiiiiine right about nao.

Granted, but the cheese (cheese curds? you strange Canadians) burns your tastebuds off and now you'll never be able to taste poutine again. :c

I wish that my hair dye would stop getting all over my pillow cases.

oh nyuuuuu poor cloves o:

Granted now it stains your face XD

I always forget to make a wish DX<<<<<<

I wish I had green tea

Granted, but it was poisoned and you die. xD

I wish my Xbox would hurry up and get repaired already.

Granted, but when it comes back it destroys all your games (oops ;p)

I wish I could pay off my study-debts.

Granted, but they loose the file (or wherever) that says you paid it and now you have to pay it again DX

I wish money grew on trees.

GRANTED! I don't even wanna destroy this one... but I guess... sigh The Money Tree is soon extinct and J.K.Rowling has the last one. HA....HA...

I wish I had my taste buds back so that I could taste poutine...