Granted, but it runs away to join a travelling circus two days later.

I wish the four nations would live together in harmony.

granted, but after a short while they form a new government and enslave the population and get everyone to build a huge statue of the new president of the world anyone who doesn't help is shot. Life is peaceful if your quiet..

I wish for a owl friend..

Granted, but your owl friend hits it off with your other friends and spends all their time with them and not you. He/she eventually leaves town with your friends on a country wide roadtrip without you.

I wish that I knew how to bake very well.

Granted but nobody wants to eat your baking because they go on diets. o.0 lol

I wish I had my own PS3

Granted, but then someone breaks into your house while you're out and takes it.

I wish I could read minds...

Granted but you cant control it and you end up reading everyone's minds withing 15 ft and it overwhelms you and you die... o.0

I wish i lived on a farm

Granted, but you are turned into a pig.

i wish i could go to the moon :3

Granted, but you are teleported there without a astronaut suit or anything. You died a few moments later from the lack of oxygen.

I wish everyone was happy. meh, as long as everyone is happy :D

Granted but what was making everyone happy turns out to be a virus and everyone starts turning into zombies. >:D

I wish I had money to buy kitty food for my cat.

You now have money to buy your cat food! But... the store is out, unfortunately, and you'll have to make your own!

I wish I had a bottle of wine and a fancy glass.

Damn pretty much what I have to do right now xD Granted but its very old wine and it turned to vinegar (think that's what happens sometimes..)

I wish To win Lotto649 :D

granted, but the same day you find out they get their money from drugs and your winnings are confiscated from you as evidence. I wish that I had chocolate chip cookies.

: Granted, but they go right to your body's worst "problem area".

I wish I were at a dance party.

Granted, but you get exhausted from dancing too much and collapse. I wish I could speak every language.

Granted, but now you lost the ability to hear.

I wish someone blown up my college when I'm not there :P

Granted, but your all of your belongings, along with your car that was parked there were blown up as well. I wish my hair was naturally platinum blonde.

Granted, but you will go bald after 3 years. I wish that I had my own miniature elephant.

Granted, but in 24 hours it turns into a giant elephant that costs too much to look after, so you decide to give it to a local circus. I wish I had some chocolate cake.

Granted then a pack a wild dogs brake into your house and eat it before you can have a slice.

I wish my cellphone worked.

Granted, but then it overheated and exploded while you were talking on it, permanently scarring your face.

I wish i could eat whatever i wanted and not exercise and still stay in shape.