xD alright i don't know how i didn't see that one coming that was soo obvious.

granted but now your ummmm itchy everywhere D: omg fail

I wish i could shape shift

You're getting a bit too tired, me thinks. ;P

Wish granted, but you have to stay that object for a week before you can change back!

I wish that... I had a big warm blanket to curl into!

omg i could live the life of a snail or something for a bit :D bunny pencil bumble bee tree..

Granted but the only blanket is covered in spiders 0__0

i wish i could read minds as i please [x

xD You don't seem fazed by most of my bad wishes now... I'll have to change that.

GROSS SPIDERS. T.T

Granted. However, you've now turned into a little bean that has to jump in the ear of the person you want to read their mind.

I wish... For my very own castle, free of creepy crawly things!

Granted but a fire breathing dragon lives in it too. ^.^ rawrooahhhh (sound of fire dragon)

I wish i could have the best vacation ever. :)

D: earwax yuck!!

Love your user name :D and granted but you have to go with 2 of your worst enemies

I wish I was super athletic >:)

Thank you, lol. That was a good downside too Xp

Wish granted, but your muscles get so big they almost pop.

I wish I was the richest user on subeta. ^.^

Granted! But now you can't spend any of it!

I wish I had longer hair.

Wish granted, but it's growing out of your ears. xD

I wish i had a chia pet.

Granted But the ends get all split and are dead so you have to cut it shorter then it is now OX OH THE HUMANITY

I wish it was not windy today >:O

Granted- but now you ARE the chia pet!

Granted- but now it's flooding. ^^

I wish my dog were smart.

Granted, but he starts a canine uprising.

I wish all my student loans were paid off.

Granted but now you have a bunch of credit card debt instead.

I wish I could swim in a cool pool. >.<

Granted but the pool is filled with gross big ass Worms

I wish I could win lotto 649

wish granted but you lost your winning ticket on the way to the store!!

i wish a friend would stay true and strong not wimpy!!!

Wish granted but they're majorly in love with you, and you don't think of them in that way.

I wish I could win lotto to buy my in-laws the house of their dreams for supporting me for the last few years.

Granted, but the house is broken into by ninjas on meth. Their ninja's throw their starts everywhere, fatally injuring many family members.

I wish I was the richest user on subeta!

Granted. However you now have 24hours left to live.

I wish there was more than one season of Clone High. Such a great show XD

Wish granted! However, all of the cast members have been changed and the show will never be the same.

I wish that I had a chocolate cake!

Granted, someone chucks a chocolate cake at your face. =D

I wish I was super fast