Granted, but now everybody wants to kill you because you are so un-awesome! I wish I was the richest user on subeta! XD

Granted, but then you get scammed by a very believable event and become dirt poor.

I wish I had a kitty.

Granted, but you become as mean and as cruel as he is, if not worse, and become a World History teacher just like him.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.

Granted but you don't have any of it near.

I wish I had a Milky Way bar.

Granted, but it's got moldy peanuts in it and it's from all the way back in 1987.

I wish I could find my volumes of DBZ manga.

cough Milky Way's DO NOT have peanuts cough

Granted but I don't know what that is so I give you a DBZ Dragon Ball instead.

I wish I could fall asleep.

That's not to say it hasn't happened before. (I've actually found a peanut in mine. It was...not pretty.)

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish that I could find a doujin with some hot Celipa on ChiChi action.

Granted but then you are arrested for truancy.

I wish I didn't have to do history.

Granted, but you have to do organic chemistry instead. (My deepest sympathies.)

I wish I could go out for drinks with my friends tonight.

Granted, but you get drunk and hauled off to jail because you flipped off a cop after cutting him off in trafic.

I wish I could meet Megan Fox.:P

Granted, but she splashes water on you. ;)

I wish I was magical!

Granted, but you can only sumon tiny earthworms with your magic.

I wish I could get a electric guitar with a amplifier that works perfictly fine!:D

Granted, but then you get arrested for being too loud after your grumpy elderly neighbors get annoyed by your constant playing.

I wish I was a Pokémon. =D

Wish granted, but then you fell in a river and died because you weren't a water pokemon. (I don't know much about Pokemons, so I probably am wrong :D)

I wish I could be billionaire at subeta :)

Granted, but your dog is horrified by some of the things you say.

I wish I were at anime club.

Granted, but you mkae a wrong tunr and go to the Menga Club.:P

LOL I do have some elderly neighbors, kind'a ironic you mention that.:P

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie! 8)

Granted, but it's burnt on the bottom.

I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted, by you are suddenly struck by lightning and killed and therefore have no use for your X-Mas list.

I wish that I had a new dog.

granted, but your dog secretly had rabies and bit you. i wish i could be a ninja

Granted, but I eat you seeing as you wanted to be a cookie and I didn't get one. Gott'a love how that turned out.:D well, mostly for me that is.:P

I wish I had a glass of milk to go with this freaking large cookie person thingy!:D