granted but everyone loves you and you never have any privacy.

i wish i was at home.

Granted but you can never leave your house again.

I wish someone would text me.

granted but that text ends up costing you $200.

i wish i could buy some hamsters.

Wish granted, but they are radioactive mutant hamsters, and they bite you, mutating you into a horrible ugly beast trapped in the labs of the government until you become so miserable that you commit suicide, forever earning you a place in hell. Oh my...

I wish I had more candy.

Granted but you throw-up because you ate too much od it.

I wish I had a soft pretzel.

granted, but you still can't eat it.

I wish it were friday already!

Granted, but you end up with a mountain of paperwork from work and/or school, and all of it is expected to be done and submitted by 8 AM on Monday.

I wish I could have a massage.

ranted, but the massage person is evil, and instead of fixing your back, they make it much, much worse.

i wish i was a pirate. like full out pirates of the carribean pirate :) that would be SWEET!

Granted, but Ninjas are better than Pirates so yeah...XD

I wish I was 10 pounds lighter.

Granted, but now you're ten pounds POORER, too. (har de har har)

I wish I had more Pepsi.

Granted...but its flat...and diet

I wish I had a kitten

Granted, but it's actually an alien kitten from outer space, and you'll be remembered in the history books for unleashing our feline overlords upon us. D:

I wish the other people in my house would just GO THE HELL TO BED ALREADY RAAARGH.

granted, but it scratches you

I wish I had some lemon to put on my grilled chicken dinner 8(

Late: granted, but they make alot of noise in their sleep to annoy you c:

Granted, but the lemons are sentient and beg you not to eat them. Dx

I wish my favorite shorts weren't in the laundry. :(

Granted, but as soon as they reach you, they bust into FLAMES! :D

I wish I had a pet lizard~!

Granted, but it's been laced with arsenic.

I wish there was less to worry about in the world.

Granted, but the world is too perfect and boring.

I wish I were president.

granted, but you are assassinated.

I wish I had a million dollars. c:

Granted, but some insane person eats it right in front of you.

I wish I had some cake!

Granted, but some mean person throws it on your new insertsomethingnewandshinyhere I wish that my favorite video game characters were real(not the bad guys though cause I know how that could go wrong xD).