Granted: But you eat so many and so fast that you explode.

I wish gas prices weren't so expensive.

Granted. But you end up burning all your cash on the super expensive gas before it becomes cheap.

I wish life was less of a bitch.

Granted, but then you become so bored with life that you wish you had never made that wish.

I wish all of my boxes would unpack themselves.

Granted, but they do so by exploding dangerously.

I wish I were prettier.

wish granted, but now all of the other girls are jealous of you and decide to kill you in your sleep D:

I wish I could be popular ;-;

Granted, but then the friends you have no longer want to be your friend.

I wish people didn't have terrible hygiene overall.

wish granted. now that everyone's so obsessed with their hygiene, they think the earth is an unsanitary place to live so they blow it up and move everyone to mars.

I wish I could be famous C:

Granted, but now you have paparazzi and fans stalking you everywhere you go. Even the bathroom.

I wish I could make fictional characters come to life in this world.

Granted, but only if they're psychopathic killers who are armed to the teeth and can't tell it was you who brought them to this world.

Wow...that was evil...

I wish I could manipulate water.

Granted, but you've suddenly found yourself in Death Valley with no water to be seen for miles around.

I wish I could live in the penthouse of a ritzy apartment building.

Granted. You now live in the penthouse of an apartment building made of Ritz crackers.

I wish that I had the artistic talent and CSC to draw Major Arcana backdrops.

Granted, but now your inbox is overflowing with friends requesting your artistic skills for free.

I wish that I could learn how to "keep calm and carry on".

Granted, but then you can only remain calm for the rest of your life. So, people become bored with you.

I wish I could get a part time job that I would actually enjoy when I go to look for one.

Granted, but its for minimum wage and you have to work for several years before you get a raise and you get tired of that job due to the low pay.

I wish I could find a good bottle of glitter glue.

Granted, but people trip you as soon as you find it. Once you get up, they are all sold out.

I wish there was a Sanrio store near me.

wish granted, but before the grand opening, they go bankrupt and have to close down ):

I wish my IRL friends would acknowledge my existence /:

Granted, but then you have no time for your online friends or Subeta. D: (That is really sad though. Any reason? I would hang out with you! Though, at least we are friends on here! :3 )

I wish that my Halloween outfit idea turns out to be as awesome as I imagine it will be.

(I only have two good friends. one just randomly stop talking to me and the other moved away ;-; so yea it sucks. daww❤ thanks. we do seem to have alot in common! I bet we would have a great time together xD)

wish granted, but as you go out to celebrate, you have a wardrobe malfunction and it's very noticeable D:

I wish I could dance xD

You can dance but you become so famous because of your awesome dancing that the papirazzi follow you everywhere and you can't get a moment of peace.

I wish I was a published novelist.

Granted, but no one ends up buying any of your novels.

I wish I had a lot of Halloween decor.

(Oh goodness. D: Do you know why the one friend stopped talking to you? I recently moved away from where all of my friends were. Though, I do know two awesome people where I live now. Mmhmm! We do have a lot in common! :D If only people could visit each other in person through the internet. :P )