Granted, but you cannot control it and end up killing everyone around you with the items you pick up.

I wish I had a pet owl.

Granted, but it's half blind and pecks at you constantly.

I wish Cartoon Network was as awesome as it was ten years ago.

Granted, but you have no time to watch it and when you do, you have no power in your house to do so.

I wish there was another season or movie to Eden of the East.

Granted, but the movie is only in theatres, and you can't get a ticket. You try to download, but get arrested for piracy before ever seeing it.

I wish I had my very own, real life pokemon.

(Haha. If it actually ended up in the movie theatre in America, that would be a miracle. Most anime series that end up having movies do not end up in movie theatres over here. xD)

Granted, but the Pokemon turn on you and eat you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. You suddenly have the perfect idea, something that would make you happier than you would have ever imagined. But in your excitement, you trip and hit your head. When you wake up, you have no memory of even being able to make a wish.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get distracted by all the birds and planes and crash into a nearby tree. This, inevitably, makes you lose your ability to fly.

I wish I could stop being so tired.

Granted, you never wake again.

I wish there was something good on TV.

Granted. You get so into it, you forget to breath and die of oxygen deprivation.

I wish I had the sP to afford all my wishlist items.

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're antisocial, because you've spent all this time on Subeta instead of hanging out with your friends.

I really wish I had some red velvet cake right now!

Granted, but it ended up being poisoned by the one you love most.

I wish I had more pajama pants.

Granted, but you lose them in a fire.

I wish I had epic ninja skills.

Granted, but they make you a target and you're taken out by a team of ninjas.

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted, but you accidentally go so far back that you are eaten by a dinosaur.

...You forgot to make a wish...

I wish I could teleport at will.

Granted, but you accidentally end up in the void

I wish i could sing

Granted, but you are then quickly struck mute.

I wish I could manipulate the flow of time.

Granted, but you accidentally create a time paradox, meet yourself, and end up dueling to the death.

I wish I could make video games come to life! xD

Granted, but you end up not becoming the hero or any important character.

I wish I could have more CSC.

Granted. but your CSC expires within a second of obtaining it.

I wish I didn't have so much homework this weekend.