Granted. The sleep you get that first night is so great, you never wake.

Granted. But they get destroyed when you leave them in your pocket when you wash your clothes.

I wish I was a demon weapon from the Soul Eater universe.

Wish granted, but every time you go for the Witch Soul, you and your partner lose and you have to start all over again.

I wish my little brother would get a job already. =/

: Granted, but he won't stop complaining about it!

I wish I had a car of my own...nothing fancy, just something in good working order, with reasonably good gas mileage and safety features.

Granted, but you never have time to drive it due to personal reasons, which in turn, makes the battery die.

I wish I did not have to go four days after today without Internet.

Wish granted, but every website you visit explodes in to 404 errors.

I wish I was more out-going.

(I hope that does not really happen. o.o)

Granted, but you become so out-going that no one wants to hang out with you.

I wish I had some dark chocolate.

Granted. You get one can of Axe Dark Chocolate body spray.

I wish I was an amazing artist.

Granted, but no one cares for your type of art even though you worked really hard at it.

I wish I wasn't so introverted.

Granted. You become an amazing extrovert. However, everyone else that you encounter become ludicrously introverted, so you remain alone.

I wish people would learn when to be serious.

Granted, but then people end up always being serious.

I wish people were not rude to me for no reason. Especially when I am friends with that person.

Granted. They always give you a very trivial reason for why.

I wish the close door button on elevators actually worked.

Granted but the elevators do not work anymore if you enter one

I wish it was a sunny summer again!

Granted but you then receive second degree burns from too much exposure to the sun's rays :C

I wish I had less homework [good luck making that suckish xD]

edited because I can't spell. :c

Granted. They can't very well assign homework to somebody trapped in Antarctica, now can they?

I wish I could perfectly play by ear "Unavoidable Battle" from the Persona 3 OST.

Granted, but no one cares to hear it.

I wish my legs were not sore.

Granted, but your arms are.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted, you're fired.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

Granted, but you can never turn back.

I wish they made more Adventure Time panties.

Granted. But they all get bought before you can get a pair.

I wish I could use the spells from the Shin Megami Tensei series.

Granted, but all of them back fire on you.

I wish I could have more Gigi's Cupcakes.