granted but then there is nothing for you to be motivated about and you spin around in circles and die and then I'd have to go to your funeral =(

I wish I had a quirky talent

Granted, but everyone thinks your obnoxious and throws tomatoes and other fruits at you.

I wish I had the house to myself for a day

granted but then little furry things invade and when your family comes back they get eaten

I wish my brothers weren't so obnoxious

Granted, but now they are robots.

I wish they would stop playing the swifer commercial.

Granted, but now they play Lysol commercials O: NUUU.

I wish I didn't just break my brother's squishy marble... >->

granted, but he chokes on it and dies

i wish animals weren't endangered

Granted, but now people are. Uh oh..

I wish this chapstick didn't turn my lips red. =.=

granted, now it turns your lips blue.

i wish someone would make me breakfast.

Granted, but they burnt it all.

I wish summer was 3 times longer.

granted, but it turns out you have summer school, and it lasts the entire time

i wish my dog would stop barking

granted but then everyone in the house starts barking I wish i could fly

Granted, but now you can't ever walk again :B everrr.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

granted, but now it's snowing.

i wish there was something good on tv.

Wish granted, but it only the program only last for 30 seconds before your TV bursts into flames.

I wish I could play paintball right now.

granted, but it starts hailing while you play

i wish my teeth were whiter

granted, but then they fall out

i wish i was less shy

granted, but now you're really loud and obnoxious

i wish i had more hours in the day

granted, but you now have too many hours and you know not what to do with them! ;o

I wish I was normal.

granted, but no one likes you for being average.

I wish i had mexican vanilla ice cream (That stuff is the bomb XD)

Granted, but it gives you explosive diarrhea for a week.

I wish I ruled the world~