Granted, but it makes you a fattie. I wish for black converse

granted, but they are too small for you

i wish i had some cookies

Granted... but they're oatmeal raisin. WITH NO ICING.

I wish I had more expendable cash.

Granted but you get arrested for robbing a bank

I wish for more time

Granted, but you waste it.

I wish I didn't have a test on Monday

Granted now it's today.

I wish I had a job

Wish granted, except it's a low paying job.

I wish I own a llama.

wish granted. but the llama owns you.

i wish i had some good food right now. :c

granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it

i wish sleep wasn't so vital to functionality

Granted, but now youre always hungry

I wish my dad didnt hog the tv

granted, but now all your favorite shows are off the air

i wish it was always nice weather

Granted, but it's on the other side of the world. I wish for shrimp

granted, but they're alive and can't be killed

i wish for a bowtie

Granted, but it is in a shade of a very bright pink color. o:

I wish I could have an ice cream cone.

Granted, but there is no ice cream to fill your cone. Dx I wish for a hamburger

I grant your wish, but the meat will be pulsating, bleeding and suddenly moo. You will later die of food poisoning.

I wish for... A new horse. :}

Granted, but it hates everything about you. If you get near the horse it will kick your face off. I wish I could see my friends more

Granted, but now all the sewer leaks into the ocean. Dx I wish I didnt have a headache

Granted, but now you have to work all year with no break. I wish I had a pool

Granted, but it all tastes terrible.
I wish I had a job doing clerical work.