Granted, but it takes you back to the dinosaurs and you get eaten and diiee :B

I wish I was a fox. 8D

granted, but now you're hunted by hounds

i wish i could go laser tagging

I AM NOT D8 HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE FOX AND THE HOUND!?

...lawl 8D

Granted, but you get blinded by the laser bahaaaa.

I wish my eyes didn't burn.

granted, but you're blind now

i wish it was sunny

Granted, but it's so hot your skin boils off.

>.<

I wish I had food...

Granted, but it's been regurgitated.

I wish for highlights.

Granted but they're lime green.

I wish tomorrow would be really good.

granted, but you'll sleep through the whole day

i wish there weren't graduation/admission requirements so that i could take whatever classes i wanted

Granted, but you fail school.

I wish I could stay home

granted, but you're in it when it catches on fire

i wish i could paint my ceiling

Granted, but the paint drips to the floor.

I wish I could stay awake

granted, but now you're an insomniac

i wish superbacteria didn't exist

Granted, but all of it exploded in your face before disappearing.

I wish I would only get sick when I want to stay home

granted, but now whenever you want to stay home, you get sick

i wish i could be in a movie

Granted, but you play the guy everyone hates that dies

I wish I could have some fresh, good banana creme pie.

You get some, but then a clown swoops in from out of nowhere and smashes it into your face.

I wish I had an . :c

Granted, but you make a typo and have to get another one. D:

I wish I had a D;

granted, but then you accidentally delete it

i wish i had an iPod that worked

Granted, but it has all your least favorite songs on it. I wish I were stronger

granted, but so is everyone else

i wish i didn't procrastinate