Destroy a Wish Foundation
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Granted, but you suddenly become lactose intolerant and get sick.
I wish that I had more art supplies.
Granted, but NONE OF THEM WORK NOOOO D:
I wish my back didn't hurt so much e.O
granted, but now you have a splitting headache
i wish i was less lazy
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
Granted, but you work yourself to death.
I wish it wasn't 1:30 in the morning.
granted, but it's 1:29
i wish i had more books
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
Granted, but they're all waterlogged and unreadable.
I wish I had another cat.
Granted but then it dies and turns into a zombie then it comes back and eats all your other cats
I wish I didn't procrastinate
granted, but now you try to multitask too much and everything you do isn't done well
i wish i could multi-task successfully without loss of quality
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
Granted but now you're a octopus and get killed for sushi.
I wish I didn't have to write an essay :/
Granted, but now you have to write a 700 page novel on the essay topic. I wish school was finally over.
Granted, but now youre stuck at home for a month with no electronics, and your fish dies.
I wish I could meet Ben Burnley
Granted, but he has a massive heart attack the moment he sees you and Breaking Benjamin is ruined forever. I wish I could find the necklace my boyfriend gave me :[
I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT /cry
Granted, but after you find you try to put it on and it breaks into a million pieces as it falls to the floor. I wish I had another puppy
That's right! And it's all your fault! Bwuahahaha! >_>
Granted but it's demonic and bites off another part of your body every time you see it.
I wish I had a million dollars.
/cries
Your wish is granted, but after you get the money your house caught on fire. I wish for a hug
Granted, but you get a bear hug...by a bear. Ow.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, but now you are a spazz. I wish I had an ipod atm
Granted, but it doesn't have any songs on it. D: Aww.
I wish my laptop didn't burn my legs.