granted, but the only thing you can draw like a pro are trees

i wish i could've been at the blackhawks-flyers game tonight

Wish granted, but someone's real laser hit you really severely and you have to be wrapped in stinky, thick bandages for weeks.

I wish someone could draw me a free art of a wolf to be put in my signature replacing that lame plushie.

Granted, but the picture is absolutely horrible and you know they will be very hurt and insulted if you don't use it.

I wish I had a cupcake.

Granted, but you can't eat it. You just get to stare at it all day long.

I wish my friend was home from school

Granted, but now YOU must go to school O:

I wish I didn't have finals this week e_O

granted, but instead of taking them you automatically get a failing grade for all of them

i wish i could fence

Granted, but during a tournament you get stuck in the eye...cause...the mask breaks or something ;O Ya.

I wish I had super awesome cold chapstick.

Granted, but it is so cold it cracks and then shatters under the hot sun.

I wish I could come up with a good enough plot for my fantasy story.

Granted, but then...you die. o-o from exhaustion.

I wish I was a bit taller.

granted, but everyone else grows 2 times more than you

i wish i could meet Craig Ferguson

Granted, but he was just passing by.

I wish I could write me a fortune 20 years before I die.

Granted, but the fortune goes to waste within a year.

I wish I could draw quicker.

granted, but they're just a mess of pencil marks

i wish i could write well quicker

Granted, but no one reads well enough to understand your work.

I wish I have the power to control water. (Destroy this to gimme a weak spot of my main character in my story. Plz ping me)

granted, but you accidently drown yourself trying to learn how to harness it.

i wish i had a million bucks!

Granted, but on the way to your new mansion you get in a car accident, and it will cost every remaining cent you have to repair your body.

I wish I had more of this lemonade.

granted, but it's all poisoned

i wish i had photoshop

Granted but all on line features don't work

I wish I taw a puddytat.

granted, but it's actually a tiger and eats your face

i wish i didn't have to go to work today.

Granted, but you sleep through the entire day and wake up...having to go to work D: Aww.

I wish summer wasn't so unbearably hot.