Granted, but the person you're talking to is deaf, blind, and mute.
I wish had a cute little snake.
granted, but it would be a worm. no one likes worms.
i wish i had a big tasty bacon.
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it's a hamburger okay
Granted, but a random hobo steals it before you can eat it.
I wish I could draw like Starch xD
damn hobo. granted but she'd lose her drawing abilities and hate you for it.
i wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
Granted. But you don't even go here!
I wish my dog would stop shedding hair
/CRAIS. granted, but he'd turn into a naked rat.
i wish time didn't fly when i don't want it to.
granted, but time would go so slow that taking just one step would take 24 hours to complete
i wish i was a mermaid P:
Granted, but the top half of your body would be the fish part instead of the bottom. XP
I wish I could have anything I want. XD
Granted, but you quickly lose interest in it all, and spend the rest of your days constantly longing for more out of life.
I wish all the household chores could be done with a snap of my fingers.
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Granted, but you will be doing yard work and get rusty nails through your fingers and they'll have to be amputated.
I wish I had more money.
Granted but it all has dye packs in it.
I wish I had my entire wishlist on Subeta.
Have a great day!
granted, but all of those items become extremely common and devalued
i wish i could sleep longer without being late for anything
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
granted, you'd have nothing to attend to.
i wish it wasn't cold outside today.
Granted...let me know how it works
I wish that the person below me get's their wish granted.
granted, but the nature of this thread means that there will be a catch
i wish i was a better salesperson
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
granted - but you are a politician.
I wish that people could think more multilaterally.
granted, but then they're all distracted and can't get anything done
i wish that people wouldn't find silence so awkward
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
granted, but then you oversleep and miss the exam
i wish i didn't have to take final exams
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes