Granted, but then you accidentally delete it

I wish for more sP

-CHaN Granted, but then it all gets taxed away.

I wish I had some underwear.

Granted but it happens in China

I wish I could dance

granted but then you break your leg i wish someone would destroy my wish(:

Granted, but now you can't play. I wish my monster hadn't asploded everywhere.

Granted, but it's now alive and can eat you >= O

I wish I had a new game for my DS....

granted, but you loose it.... fail :D

I wish i had a tablet D:

Granted, but you got a medicene tablet XD

I wish I could drink 5 cups of coffee under 10 seconds!

granted, but the sudden overload of caffeine gives you a heart attack and you die

i wish i could create energy

Granted, but it was made out of rat poison and anchovies and so you die. ;o;

I wish my dreams were real. 8D

back again to make you suffer bwahaha granted but you forget everything else you know I wish I was more like Near :P (hes smart!)

Granted, but everyone becomes even smarter... I wish I could do magic! : P

Granted but you cut your arm off with it trying to do a cool trick.

I wish for... WORLD PEACE!

Nah just kidding, I wish for it to stop raining here.

Granted, but instead you decapitate your head! Don't you wish now for the lost limp?? :P I wish I could fly!

Granted but the katana is cursed and kills everyone in your family except you.

I wish I had chocolate.

Granted, but it would be crunchy because there's too much sugar in it. GROSS.

I wish there was more purple in the shoutbox.~

Granted but it's so purple you've been blinded.

I wish I could reach through the computer and slap some people.

Granted, but they can slap you back even harder.

I wish I already had all the signatures for my permission slip...

granted, but they're all forged and the authorities find out and throw you in jail

i wish it was slightly warmer in my house

Granted, but your piercings soon get infected.

I wish I were on a tropical beach.