Ouch.

Granted, but the people who got passed over for the job get mad and kill him out of spite = O

I wish I could have a kitten that would never grow up and stay all tiny and adorable...

Granted, but you step on the poor thing after having it for six years!

I wish my room wasn't so dark.

Granted. It's now only slightly less dark just barely enough so you notice it and will never get any brighter, no matter how many floodlights you install.

I wish I had clean forks.

Granted, but now your forks are so clean and shiny that you go blind just by looking at them.

I wish I had more sP. :(

Well I'm going blind anyway, so that's not really a destroy, just a speed up of the inevitable.

ANYHOW. You get a random event that gives you 1 more sP.

I wish I wasn't going blind :/

You have been granted the power of perfect vision. Even the slightest bit of light will give you a migraine.

I wish that I could find a background I like for my HA. [Yay! My 100th post!]

granted, but I eat it

I wish my house wasn't so cold ><;

granted, but it was burnt by the hotness of my house then my dog eats it :P

I wish my house had a moderate temperature

Granted, but you eat something right afterwards that it makes you sick and you vomit it back up = 0

I wish I had money for the bake sale...

granted, but no one buys the stuff you bake, so you just wasted money

I wish the sky was purple and would rain meatballs and donuts (im hungry)

Granted, but the meatballs and doughnuts crush everyone.

I wish i was dead.

I wish I had a Mops

Granted, but you get a heart attack right afterward = (

I wish for woooorld peeeeace! = D

Granted, but then everyone starts fighting over how they are being to nice.

I wish I had a cool friend.

Wish granted. But I am that cool friend. ROFL.

I wish I was a photographer.

Granted, but it's all foreign CSS code. It won't work here. I wish I was with my boyfriend.

Granted, but now you're both dead. I wish my phone had more minutes on it.

Granted, but then your least favorite person calls you incessantly and you lose all of them again.

I wish I could get a job as a manga artist...

Granted, but the manga never became popular, and you receive no credit or pay. D=

I wish I had some icecream. x3

Owies.

Granted, but it you suddenly develop an allergy to nuts and the ice cream has cashews in it = S

I wish I wasn't scared of spiders...