Granted, but it's so uncontrollable closing your eyes or wearing sunglasses don't work and you destroy everything. I wish the books I ordered would come in already. :/

Granted, but they get stolen an/or lost hours later. I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted but they get you so hyper you explode.

I wish I was green.

Granted, but unfortunately everyone thinks you're just a copycat after that guy married his anime thing, and therefore you're now the official creeper of the internet. This week, anyway.

I wish people wouldn't use such light ass fonts. I can't fucking read them.

Granted! But then subeta changes their interface to dark and you can only read the light ones

Damn, that was a good one.... now I will break your wish with a stick...

I wish I had a stick to break.

Granted, but it's a new poison oak and it kills you O.o

All my grants involve death. I wish they wouldn't, but still be bad. Well, sorta.

Wish granted, but just as your wish was granted a comet rips out of the sky destroying the entire world.

I wish I had had a camara when the kittens ran into the sliding door:)

Granted. You forgot a memory card, though.

I wish I had an eraser.

Granted, but all the sP you have gets taxed out of you.

I wish I was psychic.

Granted but the sP that doesn't get taxed is stolen instead.

I wish that I could sleep.

Granted, but you end up sleeping for the next fifteen years and miss WW III. New hierarchy to deal with. I wish my roleplay characters were real.

Alas, they would kill you for toying with their lives like an evil puppetmaster. >:3

I wish I could write professionally.

granted, but they're all moldy D: i wish i could go to the movies for free

Granted, But The Movies Are Only 2 Minutes Long

I Wish I Wasn't Going To Fail French Tomorrow ❤

granted, but you could never see him again i wish mine was here right now

Granted, but after he leaves he will be kidnapped and never heard from again =[

I wish I didn't have to do that fricking Junior project...

Granted, but you pass out a second later from lack of sleep. I wish I my sister wasn't scared of cats...

Granted! But then when you take her to the zoo she wants to climb into the tiger's cage and gets her face bitten off. I wish the days didn't go by so quickly.

granted...but you sleep during the days and slowly turn into a vampire. I wish I was RICH!!!