Granted, but you get banned for spamming.

I wish I had more posts.

A

Granted, but then the Red Spy comes and kills you for having more posts than him.

I wish I was done being sick. :x

Granted, but you die. I wish that this wish doesn't get messed up!!!

granted but now your haunted with dreams

i wish i could change time

Granted, but you cause a paradox and cease to exsist.

I wish I was popular on Subeta.

A

granted, but then you get banned

i wish i could get a rat

Granted, but you have no money now.

I wish Pinkychick was on.

A

Granted, but then the walrus goes after you with a vengeance for throwing him.

I wish I knew what to wish for. >.<

Granted, but then this topic gets locked.

I wish I had all my wishlist items as gifts to me.

A

Granted, but then you go bald

I wish my new jacket would come already

Granted, but they're all off-key.

I wish I was already in college.

Granted, but as soon as you get there you're expelled.

I wish my boyfriend was here.

Wish granted...but he brings another girl.

I wish I had a mustang(:

Granted, but the wish fairy doesn't know if you mean the car or a horse or what so all you get is a picture of Roy Mustang from FMA. I wish I had new glasses.

Granted, but they aren't the right prescription and you can't wear them. I wish I had something to eat...

Granted, but raw slugs pop up.

I wish I had a table ^_^

Granted, but it has only one leg D:

I wish I was pretty.

Granted, but everyone looks ugly! AHAHHAH

I wish I could win the game Candyland

granted, but you win nothing i wish no one would destroy my wish

Granted, but you get to grant others' wishes back FOR ETERNITY

I wish I had a twinky