The Hustler has been acting extra shifty lately. Maybe you should investigate...
In a completely unrelated note, an important weapons shipment mysteriously "went missing" this afternoon. We managed to salvage a few Fanciful Boxes that were overlooked in the theft, and will be holding those for future battle event prizes. Unfortunately, everything else appears to be long gone.
The Recycle Beast has another lovely recycled fabric plushie available for you!
Aarrrgh, so this whole goat-rope be the work of some nefarious puppeteer? I s’pose we could put this little event behind us then, aye. Some o’ those Islanders even came ‘round, helpin’ t’ fix the place up. No reason t’ cross sabers over spilled paint, especially with the festivities comin’ up. Emma’s lass from the mainland swung by n’ explained what ye’ve been dealin’ with. Fer once, I’m glad t’ve been seabound and missin’ out on th’ madness. We’ll keep our peepers open, with any luck this bilge-suckin’ spirit will shove off.
That islander wench — er, eh, I mean, Miss Noijatat, seems t’ be feelin’ better. Rita n’ Anabelle’ve been tendin’ to her. Gettin’ along rather swimmin’ly, all considered. Arr, but thar be one last fly n’ the ointment. Somethin’s still lurkin’ about n’ causin’ a right ruckus. We found this accursed bit o’ tat, seems t’ be connected. Kick that knave in th’ aft decks n’ send ‘em to th’ depths fer good, then we’ll all splice the mainbrace when yer through!
Translation: Ah, so this fiasco was the work of an unrelated third party? I suppose we could overlook the destruction then, yes. Some Islanders came by and helped fix the mess. No reason to start a fight over spilled paint, especially with Keel Hauliday coming up. Esther came by and explained what’s been happening on the mainland. For once, I’m glad I was stuck at sea. We will remain diligent, hopefully this is the last we’ve seen of this evil spirit.
Miss Noijatat is feeling better. Rita and Anabelle are taking care of her and everyone is getting along. Unfortunately, there is still a problem. A creature is causing trouble. We found this Possessed Paintbrush in the Cash Shop, which may be related to it. Please take care of this minor issue and we shall celebrate with a round of drinks!
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The harvest paralix may seem like it's arrived early, but it's actually incredibly late from last year's harvest time. It got caught up trying to practise being incredibly quiet amongst the crackly leaves, and being pretty stubborn, has only just embraced the rustler lifestyle!
Ahoy thar, me buckos! I wish I was bringin’ tidings of an early Keel Hauliday, but alas! Port Plunder’s been… ehh, plundered! Paint n’ pigment splashed all over th’ walls n’ docks! Dear ol’ Babette’s signage sullied with insults I shan’t repeat! Thar even be a vile scribblin’ of me n’ th’ crew on th’ deck of the dinghy! Little x’s in our eyes n’ everything! Carl’s been rantin’ ‘bout a glowin’ eye’d scallywag skulkin’ ‘round, but that mealy-mouthed grog blossom is indecipherable on a good day, so we’ve no idea what he’s on about.
Me, I’ve half a mind to suspect one of those hornswagglin’ Islanders is tryin’ t’ sabotage our little shindig, but I’ll naught be able t’ afford the fallout if I’m wrong. Would ye mind a lil’ sojourn n’ reconnaissance so’s we can find th’ scurvy dog and cleave ‘em to the brisket for this offense?
Translation: Hello, friends! I wish I was announcing the start of Keel Hauliday, but unfortunately we’ve had trouble at the port! The buildings and the dock have been covered in paint! Babette’s inn sign has been vandalized with unkind words! There is even a crude caricature of myself and the crew painted on the deck of the lifeboat! We appear to be deceased! Carl has spoken of a suspicious individual with glowing eyes in the area, but that distinguished gentleman can be a little hard to understand sometimes, so we aren’t sure what he may have seen.
I believe an Islander may be responsible, perhaps trying to ruin Keel Hauliday. I would visit and ask myself, but they might take that the wrong way. Would you mind visiting the Islanders and clearing up this little misunderstanding?
