News Archive: Week 15, 2018

Need more slots for all those rad blobs? You’re in luck! The Millionaire Center has added 5 new slots. If you’ve bought the first 10 slots the Millionaire Center offers, you’ll be happy to hear that these new slots start back over at 20,000,000sP!

Kora beanbags new and old have gathered to celebrate their <a href=https://subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=6>fresh new look!

Pete has a delicious take on this month’s theme!

Celebrate the fact that love always wins with this classic sticker.

What will you grab from this Token Shop restock?

Are you here for the latest Goodbye Virelai music? Let me just take a 'minuet' to find that for you. Ha! Of course I have it right here. What's that? You'd like sheet music to Horns and Roses? They never did 'measure up' to my tastes, but to each their own.

Johannes may not be the most harmonious shopkeeper to talk with, and you have to excuse his many puns, but he does know his music. He isn't one to become involved in things outside of the music world so it can be difficult to get to really know him, although it's been whispered that a nice hot pretzel can really change his tone.

There is one thing that will not put you in Johannes' good music books, though. If you can figure out what it is, then beware! If you can figure out what unlocks him, Johannes is a challenger that will really get you in treble.

Once you unlock Johannes, he will appear in the Secret Tab. Unlocking Johannes is not limited to just this month like with our Throwback Challengers. While we'll continue releasing a challenger on the second Thursday, you'll have plenty of time to unlock them.

Discover how great painting can be with this new kit from the Blue Building!

It’s here, the amorphous blob ready to engulf your heart and ooze its way into your family! I’m pretty proud of this one. It took me a while, but I managed to adjust my zapper to the blobbiest of settings and not only turn the blob into a pet compatible with Subetan potions but specifically be reactive to them so that its form changes with each colour! Am I not the smartest scientist around?

A pet like this couldn’t be contained solely within my zapper of course, so I bought up some real estate with all of that zapper funding you generously handed over to me and installed my greatest new creation. Blobland! If you’re looking to adopt a blob of your own, or change your existing pet into this far superior blob, then visit Blobland now and send your pet into the zapped and ready goop pit. I cannot confirm they’ll enjoy the process, or the sudden lack of appendages, but they sure will enjoy having their troubles literally melted away in a pit of hot sludge.

You can’t miss Blobland in the Darkside, I’ve put a real big sign out front, so visit today to grab one of these beauties for the low low price of 300,000 sP and join the latest hip trend of blob owning. You’re welcome.

Don't worry, it's friendly.