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News Archive: Week 11, 2012

Bits and Bytes: Trinkets and Toys



You might recognize some of these new items from Bits and Bytes!

Custom Clothing Queue

Good afternoon, Subeta!

With the recent site instability this week, the custom clothing queue has grown excessively large and due to continued instability, items are waiting a bit longer for approval/denial than normal. We'd just like you to know that we are not ignoring your items and are getting to them as quickly as we can.

Thanks so much for your patience and understanding. We couldn't do this without all of you!

Bug Guy Joe Update



Luckily for all the pacifists out there, Bug Guy Joe has released the following letter:

"I heard that you people\'s was having trouble hitting bugs. Maybe you have one eye, I don\'t know, I shouldn\'t judge. Or maybe you are one of them people that couldn\'t hurt a fly! Hah, bug joke!

"Either way, I have decided that I could be convinced to, you know, give you the info in exchange for something else. Such as stacks of money, for example."

Free Gift: 1 Week Gold Account Medal



Once again, thank you everyone! We\'re still working on the servers, this is a really complex problem that the majority of advise from professionals is literally to wait it out. We\'ve moved our traffic behind a better infrastructure and we are doing what we can to protect ourselves further from this type of problem. As you can see, the site is still going down fairly frequently, but we are working on it.

As an apology, and a symbol of gratitude for everyone staying so involved (even with this happening, over 1,000 people online!) we have a 1 Week Gold Account Medal as the Free Gift!

Cron Issues

We are aware that cron scripts aren't working right now and we're looking into it/working on it.

This affects automated functions of the site such as shop stocking, daily resets and autotraining (this is obviously not an inclusive list).

There is no need to post in problems & bugs about these issues, nor to add to existing topics that you are also affected by them, as everyone is.

Thank you for your patience while we work it out!

Moved!

Hi, again, everyone! Oh, it's Fantine, by the way. I know it might be hard to tell with all the... Yeah.

Anyway, I have some big news! I've decided to close down The Bake Stop and move my business to the Underground. I was hoping that I could keep everyone happy but... hah, I guess not even cakes can do that, sometimes.

So, if you're a zombie (I can use that word, now!), come on down to the Underground and visit me at my new shop, <a href=/shop.php?shopid=46>Half Baked! I have all sorts of creative treats ready!

Thank you to everyone that supported The Bake Stop before I... Before th... Uhm, I really hope I can count on the support of more loyal customers in the future!

Dr. Lockheart!


[item=Dr. Lockhearts Amorisporin-Medicated Bandages] [item=Dr. Lockhearts Amoryl Cream]


Have you been suffering with your disease, just waiting for the cure? Is your pillow soggy from all your tears? Weep no more, because Dr.Lockheart has released a few experimental cures, all available at the Millionaire Center! Isn\'t your health worth a few million sP?

Graveyard Dillema and Dragarth



Were you expecting lively, verdant, flowery glade pets already? Looks like you were gravely mistaken! Har, har har! Instead, you may have a graveyard dillema or dragarth to hold you over.

Free Gift: Not So Refreshing Hair



The Free Gift center has a new item!

Welcome Back!



Welcome back! We\'re going to be running around and fixing the various problems that come with our hardware changes (please report anything that is wrong for you!) and hope to continue the plot tomorrow.

Until then, we\'re having a small giveaway in the Free Shop!

Thank you so much for your patience and understanding during the past few days. It makes staying up and staring at screens of IPs much, much easier!