Dr. Lockheart!


[item=Dr. Lockhearts Amorisporin-Medicated Bandages] [item=Dr. Lockhearts Amoryl Cream]


Have you been suffering with your disease, just waiting for the cure? Is your pillow soggy from all your tears? Weep no more, because Dr.Lockheart has released a few experimental cures, all available at the Millionaire Center! Isn\'t your health worth a few million sP?
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by dreamsky
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Still waiting for the real cure. :I

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shinga
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I dunno, my face looks quite... 'dashing'

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zekumi
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: We'll still use the candy hearts to make a true cure later. Dr. Lockheart's two-bit "cures" are always just released before the real one.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kilala
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I am sorry, but I shall remain a zombie. I do not want to pay that much for a cure if it wont cure me. So, what's the point of collecting these candy hearts?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vice_722
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can we collectively sue Dr. Lockheart?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Flygon
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i am broke and thats expensive i cant believe we have to spend so much on a cure

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rayen
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Don't see why there was a jump in prices was needed from last year. 2mill is nothing but still seems a bit odd.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Milieu
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just broke down and spent 2 mil for an achievement. XD Lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Xykranna
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not him again DX

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kuora
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no thank you. hope real cure doesnt cost this, im broke :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sabishisa
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Oh hell no. I am not spending that much on an achievement. Those prices are ridiculous.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AdamRose444
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i rather stay a zombie.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rotten_292
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Hm, I'm not prepared to spend 2mil on this dunderlingers "cures". D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaylene
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I'm sure there's some legal fine print there reading something along the lines of "Dr. Lockheart and affiliates are not responsible for any side effects of these medications, nor do we guarantee a complete and lasting cure from undead infections."

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anasazi
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Wasnt the 'cure' costing 250K last year ? Why the eight-fold increase, you creep ?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CastlesInTheSky
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experimental cures?????

do any cure? I dont care to waste points on something if it wont cure Meliss

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Pit_Bull
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No, no, no thank you, Doctor. While I appreciate your cure being fake, as I have an acceptable form of zombieness this year, not paying 2m for an achi.. no no no! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by StarShadow
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So we only get an achievement for using the 2 million SP item not the bandaids apparently since only the "cure" one is listed under achievements. 2 million for an achievement? Not sure...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Misty_182
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Looks like Dr. Oz lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yeleste
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twitches Want achievement....don't want...to pay 2 million..... ._.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by facebook
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..... i don't trust it

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DaveMiller
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So... I've only been on Subeta for a few months, this being my first plot. How does this work? Are these fake cures for achievements or...?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jane
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I can has real cure, please? :'C

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sun_938
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I was going to say.... I'm too poor for that atm.haha

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by InSaNe
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Damn, even after 4 seasons of zombies, the guy still isn't competent enought to give you more than bandages and a cream after 3 weeks :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by yoongi
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well now i'm just mad....lol....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mazzel114
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So, when is the REAL cure coming? I'm crazy, to spend 2 mill for an achievement hahah

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Crysti
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Oh I like this face better than the yuck Bakers Kiss one.. but not able to get into the wardrobe makes for a funny floating face HA lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CelticRaiN
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1 to 2 mil for a stupid achievement? I don't understand why everyone always wants to get achievements... you don't get anything out of them (for the most part).

I don't even have this kind of sP right now, I'm glad, otherwise I would have waisted it. I want a cure now! >.<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chansey
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He kinda reminds me of doctor house haha XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shadow
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Oh man, I missed this guy! He's always great for a laugh. Certainly no Louis L'Amour though. ~Kai

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Autocracy
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by beau
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i cant handle all this kawaii blush on my face

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yuzu
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The fake cures dont affect your zombie-ness, do they? xD Cuz those look fun.....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Muerte
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Fernites - This is not a cure, the cure is not released yet. It will also be free to MAKE if you have been collecting candy hearts... And if they don't change it on us.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yokai_756
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Oh you sexy sly doctor, you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MapleRose
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Oh god, his face when I take the medicine... soooo sketchy XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jacket_683
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The things I do for achievements.

Now to get back to saving.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by eskimonica
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Wonder if he has a remedy for curing that 2nd fishing achievement.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fernites
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I wish I had the kind of sP's to cure my infection. ):

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tumbleweed93
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This guy needs a punch.

In the stethoscope.

Or something...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Frode
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You stupid- LOCKHEART!!!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chakra
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`Lol. there goes a portion of my savings.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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sigh The things I do for achievements....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jun_285
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awesome and yeah i could spend if i had the sp

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blanche
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Haha niice xD

No, this doesn't cure, the effects are temporary ^^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Joshua
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IT BURNS! IT BURNS! This Doctor is a fraud!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Everdeen
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I am the only one who noticed some resemblance with freckle fever? I really want the cream, but have no money lol and awesome revamp ^_^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by oki
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God dammit. XD;;;;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yujin
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These don't cure, right? xP

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