News Archive: Week 36, 2008

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There have been reports of people finding Shrines to the goddess Apollonia in the <a href=/explore/codacaves.php>Coda Caves</a>...

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Embarrassed by the lack of effort her minions of gel and her faithful protector, Llindorm, have put forth, Maleria, herself comes to save her day! Yes, the most evil goddess of all, the essence of darkness. Queen of mean. Maleria, taunting all of you with her amazing powers of darkness. End her now before it's too late.

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Amongst the carnage and gel throughout the land of Subeta, a strange creature has appeared in cave on the shores of Darkside. I wonder what it's protecting? Only one way to find out...

Feel naked with the passing of Underwear Day's fabulous underpants? No? Just hungry, you say? You're in luck, because <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=23">Home Appliances</a> has brand new place setting sets just for you, you slob!

(Nah, you're not really a slob. You really need to work on your etiquette, though. We can't take you out in public. :()

Oh no! I really, <i>really</i> hope you guys stocked up on underwear, because otherwise you'll be going commando . . . all underwear from Underwear Day has been retired!

Hello all! It's me again :P

We will be taking the site down on Monday (the 8th) at 6 AM Subeta time for some database server work (we need to synchronize our backup database server with the primary one). Depending on how fast the servers decide to do this for me, downtime could be anywhere from 20 minutes to 45 minutes or so. This will make the site more stable only (it won't fix any bugs or anything.)

Like before, the 6 am timeslot is when we have the least users on the site, so hopefully this won't be an inconvenience for most of you. If it is, thank you so much for your patience while we continue improving Subeta!

<center><img src=http://images.subeta.net/malticorn.gif><br><br>The Malticorn is up for another <a href=/explore/polls.php?act=vote&poll=81>revamp poll!</a> We'd really appreciate your constructive criticism!<br><br>Also, please note that any previous malticorn attempts have been discarded, as the malticorn has been assigned to another artist. </center>

Want to look super sharp? ;)
Then head on over to the <a href="http://www.subeta.net/explore/ticenter.php">Token Shop</a>. :D

Be fashionable with these new <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=11">cardies</a>!

<center>The Final Wave</center>

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The poor thing just doesn't know when to quit. Could this be the end of the Hydragellos...finally? Only one thing is for certain. POUND IT TO THE GROUND!

Some suspicious activity has arisen in The Darkside. Could this be related to the phoenix-like Hydragellos? Who knows? :o

<center><img src=/images/battle/gods/azagga_night.gif><br /> </center><br /> The power of the gods and goddesses are in your reach. If you are lucky, and the gods smile on you, it could turn the entire tide of a <a href=/games/battle/index.php>battle</a>. The Shrine of Azagga, the goddess of the night and the stars can be found in the <a href=/explore/fragmentizer.php>Crystal Shop</a>, and the Shrine of Nukum, god of molten lava can be purchased from the <a href=/explore/milcenter.php>Millionaire Center</a> :o

The Misfit Minions Society United (an EXTREMELY WELL-KNOWN group, they
remind you, thanks very much, and if you haven't heard of them you clearly
ignore everything but your own toes, shame on you because it OBVIOUSLY
wasn't just created by a few disgruntled minions ten minutes ago) has endorsed
these five minions with their Misfit Mark of Approval, and they are now available
for purchase at the <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=21">Minion Market</a>! . . . Provided they'll be
appreciated for the unique creatures they are.

Still in denial that summer hasn't left you yet? Then show your off your
summer-love with these new <a href="http://www.subeta.net/shop.php?shopid=20">beach</a> shirts. ;)