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News Archive: Week 32, 2008



This just in. It is rumored that Subetan children everywhere are refusing to go to bed because of a Chelon in their closet. Sources tell us this is nothing over which to be concerned. Give your kids some warm milk, read them a fairy tale, leave the night light on and they'll be fine.

...wait. Did you guys just see that? I swear there's a flipper under my bed!

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The Mortiking would prefer you vote in the new <a href=http://subeta.net/explore/polls.php?act=vote&poll=78>poll</a> the nice way, before he has to ... navigate you to the booth :)



It looks like Celesse and Iltallo are feeling more benevolent than usual. They've just provided the folks at Riverside Valley with this free gift for everyone!



If you have the proper gems from the Coda Caves, Iltallo will now bless your Chelons!

Hi everyone, happy August!

I'm posting to let you guys know that at midnight subeta time tonight, we'll be taking the site offline for a few minutes to do some reorganization.

A few days ago one of our web servers suffered a crash. This particular web server is the one we use for programming Subeta, and also the one that ran the crons ("cron" is short for "chronological" and is programmer-speak for a script that runs according to a schedule. All timed events on subeta, like shops restocking, are controlled by crons.)

Anyway, we took the opportunity to reorganize our code a bit, making it a lot easier for programmers to code and test new features for the site. Some of our changes make it necessary to take the entire site offline for a brief period while we move things around.

I'd say the site will be down for 20 minutes or so, depending on how things go. Because we'll be moving around the code itself, there will be no "downtime" page; instead, your Firefox (you are using Firefox, right? and not IE? good!) will be unable to connect to Subeta until things come back up.

As always, thanks for your patience and support!



The Holiday Shop wanted to show its cultural awareness of underwear with these new lengths of cotton. I wonder how you wear them! (Do I want to know?)



The <a href="http://www.subeta.ws/shop.php?shopid=3">Holiday Shop</a> now has some fancy bloomers! :o



Underwear hats are all the rage so get a <a href="http://www.subeta.ws/explore/gift.php">free</a> one today! :D



Underwear and clowns? What is the <a href="http://www.subeta.ws/shop.php?shopid=3">Holiday Shop</a> coming to?

Whoever made clown week is seriously disturbed. :(



Happy National Underwear Day!

Has your HA gone commando lately? Well that stops here and now! The <a href="http://www.subeta.ws/shop.php?shopid=3">Holiday Shop</a> has released some rather... interesting underwear.