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News Archive: Week 43, 2005




Blake Steele, Jack Cardale and the Computer Geek ventured into the caverns south of the SAI along with their new machine.

"I present to you," Blake said, "The Hyperion!"

"The what, now?" Jack asked. "You named that vacuum cleaner?! What is the matter with you? And how the heck is that thing supposed to dig into Subeta... I knew it, I knew it... you all have lost your minds."

"No, we haven't!" Blake assured him. "This probe will drill into Subeta's core, and send us footage at the SAI! Soon enough, we'll know for sure! Now step aside, I want to take a picture!"

Jack sat upon a rock, shaking his head in disbelief.

"Subeta's brightest minds have lost it. Am I the only SANE one left?" he turned to Blake as the machine started up. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? TURN THAT OFF!"

"Well, how are we supposed to get into there, to find the dragon? The Hyperion isn't going to magically appear in Subeta's core," Blake replied.

"TURN IT OFF! THERE IS NO DRAGON! YOU'RE INSANE!"

"I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!"

"NO, YOU DON'T!"

"OH SHUT UP, JACK!"

Soon after, the cavern shook as a result of another tremor.

"You guys," the Computer Geek interrupted, "We need to get out of here before the cavern caves in... start that machine up and let's go!"

The Hyperion tunneled its way underground, disappearing from their view. As the cavern continued to rumble, the three made their way out.

"To the SAI!" Blake commanded. "Let's see what feeds we get!"

"The sooner we get into the core, the better," Jack growled. "It won't be too long before metalhead realizes that there is nothing... nothing at all."



This pumpkin has been spotted all over the site, if you find it make sure to click on it, you might get something special!

Just a note: It appears randomly all over the site, so you will have to browse for awhile before you find one.



Two pets have just arisen from the ashes to begin a hot new life in Subeta, and they are none other than the Reborn Aerie and the Reborn Torrey!

I'd just like to make a note to the newer UA's, that 5 is the amount of warnings a user gets before being frozen.



It didn't take long for the Hustler to reach the SAI. As he approached the silver doors, he was greeted by the head of the SAI himself, Jack Cardale.

Upon the Hustler's arrival, Jack immediately asked the Hustler to reveal the secrets he knows about Subetas current dilemma.

The Hustler cleared his throat and began to speak, "Well, a millennium ago, a monster terrorized Subeta, leaving death in its wake. This monster was said to be made of metal and rock and took on the form of an armored dragon. Legend has it that it originated from Subeta's core. When he awoke from his slumber, he destroyed the area that is today's Centropolis, crushed the temples of the Sacred Lands, and even challenged Shinwa.

The monster spoke to her in Mortaic, which is Subeta's language of the dead. Basically, he said, "All above will be sent below." Shinwa, having had enough of the monster and his threats, crushed him in battle and sent him into a deep slumber. He still resides in Subeta's core, to this very day... I believe he has awoken, since the spell was only supposed to last 1,000 years. The tremors you have been feeling, the rise of the ocean levels... it's the monster..."

Jack erupted in anger, and showed the Hustler a declaration of arrest.

"You scammed the population of Subeta... by conning our citizens out of their cash, so you can come tell me this fairy tale? THERE IS NO ANCIENT LANGUAGE, THERE IS NO MONSTER IN SUBETA'S CORE! The SAI would have known about it! There is no way a monster can survive in Subeta's core!"

The Hustler turned away, shaking his head. "You can't arrest me, I told you what I knew, and I believe it. It's not my fault you refuse to accept what I have given you... maybe you should go find Blake Steele. Anyway, I'll be watching Subeta's demise from Atebus, all because of your incompetence as Subeta's leader."

Seconds later, the Hustler was gone.

Jack made his way to Shadowglen, the location of Steele Fortress. Jack was surprised to see what awaited him.

"Greetings, Jack" proclaimed Blake Steele as he waved. Jacks eyes were immediately drawn to the person beside him, the Computer Geek. "Funny, we were speaking about you... I called the Computer Geek here due to the tremors... don't they seem rather odd to you?"

"Of course they do," Jack said. "Because according to the Hustler, there's a monster, living in the core," Jack added with a laugh.

"What's so funny?" Blake asked. "It's a good theory. One of many we've discussed. With this probe we have in mind, we can find out once and for all which theory is correct, and what we can do to save Subeta."

"Probe? We are NOT shoving some hunk of metal into Subeta!" Jack replied.

"Just because you don't believe it, doesn't mean it's not true!" Blake said. "Now, I'll pay for some of the funding, if you get Subeta to help the Computer Geek with the remaining components. It shouldn't be too hard for them. And if there's nothing in the core, I'll take responsibilty for everything... Heck, you can even arrest me. Would you like that, arrest-happy Mr. Cardale?"

"Just do it," the Computer Geek finally said. "If we find something... Subeta will be in your debt."

Can you help the Computer Geek obtain the remaining components for the probe? Has the Hustler managed to scam the population again, or is there some truth to his seemingly insane ramblings?

The Minions Market is now selling these supercool minions! Gogogo! :D




These Graveyard Shop masks offer the perfect solution to everyone without Halloween costume ideas! Slipping on one of these will guarantee a bag brimming with sweets when the night is over.

The Weapon Arsenal decided that it is time for the Koras to get some weapons of their own! Because you know how like, everyone really doesn't like Koras. (Don't lie to yourself, I know you dislike Koras!) They are in need of something to defend themselves with from the angry mob. ;)

Also, look forward to the upcoming pictorial how-to-add-items guide! (Meaning, pictures will be taken of how an Assitant Admin goes about adding an item. You will most probably find it boring but it gives me something new to do. ;))






The Gold Potion has received a makeover! Yay, treasure!



Journals & User Profiles


All User Profiles have been updated, and made more organized. You can comment on profiles (see mine for example) and you can show the friends you love most by adding them to your Favorite Buddys. They will show up on the new Profiles.

Also Journals are making a comeback, and are now functional! They have a few new options for you to choose from, in case you want to restrict who reads your journal.



The Canis colors have received a makeover, and should now be a little more appealing.



PINK DINOSAUR OF DOOM!

Thanks to the talented , Mortikings are now available in Arid, Cream, Dawn, Dusk, and Twilight!

The earthquakes Subeta has been feeling for the last few days have subsided for now, but experts believe that they will resume any moment now.

Its imperative that everyone who is able goes to The Hustler and helps us meet his ridiculous demands. Without the information he knows, Subeta might be doomed...

Hello! The Food Market is now selling one major thing that your lives on Subeta were lacking, milk.

On a side-note, can the person whom I lent my 30% Discount Card to please step up? I forgot your name.

Wooh, I'm back! And with me, I brought several new toilets for you to use! All for sale in Home Appliances! And all have been tested by me, I forgot to clean some of them though.

Added Todo Lists, anyone on the staff can have one, and use it.

Its really just so that I can keep up with everything :P