News Archive: Week 30, 2005
Eww! Now who would cut off a Zombie's Foot and sell it at the Graveyard Shop?
Where are those Oracle Tokens? I need MORE!
Two new Elwood items are in circulation, including the book, For The Elwood Following, drawn by our newest staff artist, !
It looks like a this torrent has found fish heaven!
The Pawn Shop is doing its yearly cleaning, and had a ton of left over items to send to the Donation Center!
There are even a few rare items lurking around ;)
Today, I installed E-Accelerator to Subeta, which should make the site load a bit faster :)
?Ah, masseurs and mademoiselles, allow me to enlighten you on the practical fineries of le fou vermin.?
As charming as the Maus XII may appear to be, there?s something definitely shady about this fellow who appears to have taken up temporary inhabitance in the Ticket Shop.
One of Subeta?s creepiest species is now obtainable by way of elixir. These wicked brews can be found in the Magic Box but, be warned, Harvesters require a large amount of attention.
Make any party the perfect one with these celebratory pinatas, selling exclusively in the Toy Box! They?re almost too flawless to break open for the prizes nestled inside!
Blackheart Hollow and the Ticket Shop have started selling this strange piece of equipment. It seems to be a small container, just the right size to fit a minion that has the uncanny ability to warp time.
Perhaps it could be used to speed up the natural process of evolution?
The <a href=donate.php?act=gold>Gold Accounts page is back up, and completly working :)
While the Book Nook was in the process of adding a variety of rather feminine notebooks to their shelves, a peculiar phenomenon occurred. A miniscule creature in equally miniscule wizarding attire stumbled from one of the boxes, attempting fruitlessly to hex a nearby employee.
The Minions Market has agreed to take the creature, and assures any wanton buyers that this minion, the Wizzurd, is perfectly harmless and only able to shoot colorful showers of sparks from his oak wand.
?How dare you! I am a frightening sorcerer!?
Imagine this, you've just bought a copy of the newest book in your favorite series, walked home, unwrapped it and sat down to read it. But, before you get too far in you remember about your pets on Subeta, so you come to the website, look at the main page, your eyes are drawn to the shoutbox and what do you see? The ending of the book posted in plain view.
This isnt just a story, this is actually happening here on Subeta. Hence forth, any spoilers in plain view (That includes shoutbox, IRC chat, sMail to people who didnt request it, and forums without spoiler warnings) will be punished with warnings. It is not to be tolerated.